dabba Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 dammit... missed nimmo's link... PM.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 dabba if you get the link, PM me too someone PM me :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 well then hello thar~ mr. reaper. Might i interest you in a fraandly afternoon of tea, chips and women ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aRch-0n Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 WTFISTHISSHEET ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother....who's only 9 years old... One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things started to heat up. The guy remembered that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. "Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!" she screams. "Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!" Then the little brother shouts up,"Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mozart Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress 5000. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do shopping for 25 relatives in a day in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Edited February 1, 2011 by game_freak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man In The Box Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) Q] Tell me 1 sign which indicates that a man is aroused? A] He is breathing Edited February 1, 2011 by Avishkar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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reaper Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 ^^ who is the fugly man in ur avtar?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sackboy Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhiteWolf Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Extremely funny Nissan car ad.... NSFW... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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b!T Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) ha ha funny stuff DK Edited February 1, 2011 by cyberPunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aftrunner Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Justin Beiber concert - 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b!T Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Justin Beiber concert - i'm with the man wearing the tie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 teenage girls omfg omfg the uncleji the guy who doesn't give a sh*t and listening to his own songs in an assumed noise-cancelling headphone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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