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Acting bitchy.. i wudnt say so.. i believe the most reasonable action do take wen some1 ask 4 a translation is to do it if u can and want to. So pointing to google translate (wich was my first option when i saw wut u wrote) wasn't so cool i'd say. Hating hindi, lmao litterally, u r definitely taking it wrong. i've bin here for 3 years man, know a lil bit of hindi when its spoken, wen it comes to writting am lost, even worse when the hindi alphabets are used.

"Post your pictures look!" that's wut i was referring to wen i was sayin mambo jambo. It makes no sense wut so ever to me. English isn't my native language too, but as far as i know this isn't a correct sentence.

 

Oh, that is alright! I thought, it was about my first post. :hug: Although, understanding the meaning wasn't too difficult, even with that translation. How hard is it to make out, that I am referring to pictures in your post, from that translation! Well, leave it, may be I am too good at logical reasoning. :bigyellowgrin:

 

And, when I act surprised at you not knowing hindi, i guess, that wasn't too far-fetched. Tell me, your response to that, was not bitchy, and I will take your word for it. Cuz, from where I stand, that, my friend, was not right. Or maybe, you have a problem understanding emoticons, that's why you missed :O in that post, and :wink2: in the translate link post!

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A re bro I am not referring to Zergey,

 

I was referring to the foreigner aspect, get it ? IIRC even I have read somewhere tht zergey doesnt understand hindi, and that was not what I was referring to,

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f**king calm down this is bloody jokes thread not the agony aunty bitchfight thread.

 

 

 

 

Go watch the video i posted.

 

Post something hilarious and new, and we will forget about it. Till then, back to the frontline, cuz bitchfight continues! :dwarf:

 

Don't tell me now, you don't understand humor, alright!

 

I think you have assumed Zergey is an Indian. He is a foreigner, hence he doesn't know Hindi.

 

Doesn't mean, he can't understand humor, does it? Tell me a reason for that response to the link, I posted. And, I know sarcasm, so, can tell you, that wasn't!

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Oh, that is alright! I thought, it was about my first post. :hug: Although, understanding the meaning wasn't too difficult, even with that translation. How hard is it to make out, that I am referring to pictures in your post, from that translation! Well, leave it, may be I am too good at logical reasoning. :bigyellowgrin:

 

And, when I act surprised at you not knowing hindi, i guess, that wasn't too far-fetched. Tell me, your response to that, was not bitchy, and I will take your word for it. Cuz, from where I stand, that, my friend, was not right. Or maybe, you have a problem understanding emoticons, that's why you missed :O in that post, and :wink2: in the translate link post!

come on man.. it made sense to u coz u already had d proper meaning.. Anyway let it b.

Old but still funny

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Boy: is your body from mcdonalds?

 

Girl: aww is it cause your lovin it?

 

Boy: no, its because its greasy and fat. :bigyellowgrin:

 

 

 

I was checking this girl out when she said, "Stop looking at my tits, you f**king pervert."

 

I said, "This is your first night working in a strip club, isn't it? :bigyellowgrin:

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The Legendary Lungi - Great Essay..

 

 

Just as the national bird of Kerala is Mosquito, the national dress is 'Lungi'. Pronounced as 'Lu' as in loo and 'ngi ' as in 'mongey', a lungi can be identified by its floral or window-curtain pattern. 'Mundu' is the white variation of lungi and is worn on special occasions like hartal or bandh days, weddings and Onam.

 

Lungi is simple and 'down to earth' like the mallu wearing it. Lungi is the beginning and the end of evolution in its category. Wearing something on the top half of your body is optional when you are wearing a lungi. Lungi is a strategic dress. It's like a one-size-fits-all-bottoms for Keralites.

 

The technique of wearing a lungi/mundu is passed on from generation to generation through word of mouth like the British Constitution. If you think it is an easy task wearing it, just try it once! It requires techniques like breath control and yoga that is a notch higher than sudarshan kriya of AOL. A lungi/mundu when perfectly worn won't come off even in a quake of 8 on the richter scale. A lungi is not attached to the waist using duct tape, staple, rope or velcro. It's a bit of mallu magic whose formula is a closely guarded secret like the Coca Cola chemicals.

 

A lungi can be worn 'Full Mast' or 'Half Mast' like a national flag. A 'Full Mast' lungi is when you are showing respect to an elderly or the dead. Wearing it at full mast has a lot of disadvantages. A major handicap is when a dog runs after you. When you are wearing a lungi/mundu at full mast, the advantage is mainly for the female onlookers who are spared the ordeal of swooning at the sight of hairy legs.

 

 

 

 

Wearing a lungi 'Half Mast' is when you wear it exposing yourself like those C-grade movie starlets. A mallu can play cricket, football or simbly run when the lungi is worn at half mast. A mallu can even climb a coconut tree wearing lungi at half mast. "It's not good manners, especially for ladies from decent families, to look up at a mallu climbing a coconut tree"- Confucius

 

Most mallus do the traditional dance kudiyattam. Kudi means drinking alcohol and yattam, pronounced aattam, means random movement of the male body. Note that 'y' is silent. When you are drinking, you drink, there is no 'y'. Any alcohol related "festival" can be enjoyed to the maximum when you are topless with lungi at half-mast and a towel tied around the head. "Half mast lungi makes it easy to dance and shake legs" says Candelaria Amaranto, a Salsa teacher from Spain after watching 'kudiyaattam' .

 

The 'Lungi Wearing Mallu Union' [LUWMU, pronounced LOVE MU], an NGO which works towards the 'upliftment' of the lungi, strongly disapproves of the GenNext tendency of wearing Bermuda shorts under the lungi. Bermudas under the lungi is a conspiracy by the CIA. It's a disgrace to see a person wearing Bermudas with corporate logos under his lungi. What they don't know is how much these corporates are limiting their freedom of movement and expression.

 

A mallu wears his lungi round the year. It's all weather, all season versatility has no match. A mallu celebrates winter by wearing a colourful lungi with a floral pattern. Yet in summer, a lungi provides good ventilation and brings down the heat between the legs. A mallu is scared of global warming more than anyone else in the world. If despite wearing a lungi you feel the heat, you can use the ends of the lungi to fan your heated parts.

 

A lungi/mundu can be worn any time of the day/night. It doubles as a blanket at night. It also doubles up as a swing, swimwear, sleeping bag, parachute, facemask while entering/exiting toddy shops, shopping basket and water filter while fishing in ponds and rivers. It also has recreational uses like in 'Lungi/mundu pulling', a pastime in households having more than one male member. Lungi pulling competitions are held outside toddy shops all over Kerala during Onam and Vishu. When these lungis are decommissioned from service, they become table cloths. Thus the humble lungi is a cradle to grave appendage.

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Don't tell me now, you don't understand humor, alright!

Doesn't mean, he can't understand humor, does it?

 

f**k no...u got it wrong n*****

 

see, if a tamil guy cracks a joke as funny as f**k would get, but in tamil, to a non-tamil guy....tell me the non-tamil guy is gonna ROFLMAO to his joke or not?

 

fairly simple question, now lets see if did understand or not :naughty:

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no disorder, he is just plain stunned...Probably pay slip reads.. 30% - CWG, 30% 2G Scam, 20% Onions, 20% Politician Sals, 10% Miscellaneous Scams, so he sees the second time and realizes he has to pay the govt to work :P

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