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Guys did you see this bakra sort of thing Mtv did??

 

They had 3 persons wearing this masks of RGV, Vilasrao and Ritiesh and they play in the street and stuff..it was damn hilarious. if anyone finds the video please post it here..

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Tactful(?) ways to tell a man his fly is open:

 

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your dork is ajar.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to

his bells.

13. I can see your Gap dancers.

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has left the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower

deck, sir.

7. Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward

quadrant!

6. Lil' Shaq's at the free throw line.

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of

"Hillary."

4. Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I see you have an opening in senior management.

1. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction

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Tactful(?) ways to tell a man his fly is open:

 

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your dork is ajar.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to

his bells.

13. I can see your Gap dancers.

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has left the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower

deck, sir.

7. Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward

quadrant!

6. Lil' Shaq's at the free throw line.

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of

"Hillary."

4. Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I see you have an opening in senior management.

1. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction

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Adam and Eve...

 

 

 

 

 

In the Garden of Eden,

 

As everyone knows,

 

Lives Adam and Eve,

 

Without any clothes.

 

 

 

In this garden,

 

Were two little leaves,

 

One covered Adam's

 

One covered Eve's.

 

 

 

As the story goes on,

 

Never the less to say,

 

The wind came along,

 

And blew the leaves away.

 

 

 

At the sight,

 

Adam did stare,

 

There was Eve's treasure,

 

All covered with hair.

 

 

 

And wonder came,

 

Under Eve's eyes,

 

As Adam's thing,

 

Started to rise.

 

 

 

They found a spot,

 

That suited them best,

 

A nice big tree,

 

Where they began to rest.

 

 

 

Her legs spread wider,

 

And wider apart,

 

While thrill after thrill,

 

Came into her heart.

 

 

 

The head of Adam's thing,

 

Peeked into the hole,

 

And filled her with passion,

 

Beyond her control.

 

 

 

Backward and forward,

 

His thing did slide,

 

And Eve's treasure,

 

Was all wet inside.

 

 

 

The joy was good,

 

She wouldn't let loose,

 

Until Adam's thing,

 

Was all out of juice.

 

 

 

Then down through the years,

 

People did screw,

 

And now it's time,

 

For me and you.

 

 

 

So pull down your pants,

 

And lay in the grass,

 

Cause I'm in the mood,

 

For a piece of that A S S!

 

 

 

 

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