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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714191025AADBN4m

 

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Which is more attractive, pear or apple shaped girls?

Ok, I've asked this question before, but I just wanted to make myself clear. I know there are more shapes of girls but i am ONLY comparing these two because I am an apple shape.

 

Apple-

Big boob skinny arms and legs (shapely too), small butt, wider midsection (most of there weight is there) and broader shoulders (not man shoulders)

Celebrities with shape- Catherine Zeta Jones, Drew Barrymore, Liz Hurly (if you dont know who they are, look them up on google!)

 

Pear-

Big butt, narrower mid-section, smaller boobs, bigger thighs (most of there weight goes there), smaller shoulders

Celebrities with shape- Jennifer Lopez, America Ferrera, Beyonce Knowles

 

 

Now please ONLY compare apple and pears because my sisters are all pears and im apple, give your honest opinion.... thank you!!!

 

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Haha this is kinda funny, its exactly 4 for pear and 4 for apple, as in votes, I'm 14 and haven't REALLY devolped yet, but am I at least an optional person to date? i want a boyfriend, but I have neer gotten one and now that im going into highschool would I be an ok gf?

 

http://s812.photobucket.com/albums/zz44/GPowellx3/?action=view&current=Photo403.jpg

 

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http://s812.photobucket.com/albums/zz44/GPowellx3/?action=view&current=Photo419.jpg

 

I used to have short spikey hair, fatter face, messed up teeth, and ROUND tummy, i do have a flatter one but ince i havent got any boobs i still have baby fat that is really hard to tone. i go running everyday and swimming, but it stays the same..... what do u think?

 

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Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”

Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.

 

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Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Bachha Isliye Hai Taki Muth Marte Hue Lund Hath Se Slip Na Ho Aur Grip Bani Rahe

 

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A Very Important Message From God

To All Women Lying Under Somebody In Bed & Screaming

Oh My God…. Oh God…. Oh My Good God

Will Not Be Considered As Prayer.

 

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Mosquito: “Mom I’m Going To Movie.”

Mom: “Be Careful When People Clap You May Die.”

Mosquito: “No Mom I’m Going To A Blue Film, All The Hands Will Be Definitely Busy

 

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping

She Removes Her Top, More Claps

Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps

Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????

Moral : You Cant Clap With 1 Hand (Kyunki Ek Hath Se Kabhi Tali Nahi Bajti)

 

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One Day The Penis Tells The Balls: “Tonight We Are Going For A Party!”

Balls Reply: “You Bloody f**ckin Liar, You Always Get Inside While We Are Left Outside!

 

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Condom To Whisper: “Bloody Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week.”

Whisper Replied: “If You Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

 

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A Farmer Has Twenty-Five Young Hens And One Old c*ck. As He Feels That The Old c*ck Could No Longer Handle His Job Efficiently, The Farmer Bought One Young c*ck From The Market.

Old c*ck To Young c*ck: “Welcome To Join Me, We Will Work Together Towards Productivity.”

Young c*ck: “What You Mean? As Far As I Know, You Are Old And Should Be Retired.”

Old c*ck: “Young Boy, There Are Twenty-Five Hens Here, Can’t I Help You With Some?”

Young c*ck: “No! Not Even One, All Of Them Will Be Mine.”

Old c*ck: “In This Case, I Shall Challenge You To A Competition, And If I Win You Shall Allow Me To Have One Hen, And If I Lose You Will Have All.”

Young c*ck: “O.K. What Kind Of Competition?”

Old c*ck: “50 Meter Run. From Here To That Tree. But Due To My Age, I Hope You Allow Me To Start Off The First 10 Meters.”

Young c*ck: “No Problem, We Will Compete Tomorrow Morning”

Next Morning The Young c*ck Allows The Old c*ck To Start Off

When The Old c*ck Crosses The 10 Meters Mark, The Young c*ck Chases Him With All His Might.

Soon Enough, He Was Behind The Old c*ck Back In A Matter Of Seconds.

Suddenly A Sound, Bang!!!! Before He Could Overtake The Old c*ck

He Was Shot Dead By The Farmer, Who Cursed: “Hell ! This Is The Fifth Gay c*ck I’ve Bought This Week

 

 

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