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Trollin EA India's Page, WTF Is wrong with people :doh:

Chk the MS Xbox 360 page too .

Ppl trolling like PS3 has better this better that , free PSN .

 

There are even ppl asking for mods and hacks , and there is a dedicated page for it on discussions page :doh:

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Kamran Akmal Jokes from across our border

 

What do Michael Jackson and Kamran Akmal have in common?

- They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

 

Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman.

Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal

 

Unlukiest dismissal in international cricket:

-‘caught Akmal’

 

Kamran Akmal’s take on wicket keeping – making sure the batsman keeps his wicket for as long as possible

 

Kamran Akmal’s favourite pickup line – can I drop you anywhere?

 

In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal!

 

Kamran Akmal is every robber's dream, because he will never be able to

catch them.

 

Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match?

Because he failed to catch the bus!

 

Maybe Kamran Akmal would have been a better wicket keeper if his hands were

as big as his teeth.

 

What do Kamran Akmal and a funnel have in common? Both let things through

easily.

 

Its time to drop Kamran Akmal, just so he knows how the ball feels.

 

If Kamran Akmal was a South American footballer, his mistakes would have

cost him his life by now.

 

It's Ross Taylor's birthday! Shoaib Akhtar delivered the cake, Abdul Razzaq

the candles, and Kamran Akmal blew them.

 

Kamran Akmal will make a very good footballer because he will never be

required to use his hands to catch the ball.

 

Why do parents trust their daughters with Kamran Akmal? Because they know

he will always drop them home.

 

Ever wondered how the third best wicket keeper in the Akmal family is the

first choice wicket keeper in the country?

 

If a movie were to be made starring Kamran Akmal, it title would be "The

one who dropped the ball".

 

What is the one thing that Kamran Akmal is really good at? Clapping!

Because he's always eager to put his hands together before the ball reaches

him.

 

Akmal got a brand ambassador offer from 'Save water campaign' why? "every drop counts"

 

Why do Akmal dont drop him own balls ??

 

Behind every successfull batsman there is Kamran Akmal , and in front of every successfull batsman there is Ashish Nehra

 

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