killzone123 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 repped parker for the spoiler one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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El Tigre Chino Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Dont even know what song that is, but its a poor attempt at trying what the Hey Jude flowchart did, and falls flat on its face. Hey Jude Flowchart = I think its a T-Pain track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Parker Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 NSFW: Man with Enormous c*ck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmage Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Wow.. Thats a valuable information. What? It really is.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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killzone123 Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for w itnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle". ------------- An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small town. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." Yes," she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake? "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers. There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.. They walk haltingly along leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen- year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? "You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of a secret?" The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Mouse pad for tired hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhiteWolf Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 (edited) Royal BJ NSFW Edited May 4, 2011 by Zodak911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buzz Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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