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Midday rape image search fail :doh: The woman is clearly enjoying the kinky S&M here

 

 

I was sorta confused when i saw the pic in the paper, on the one hand it mentions rape, then they post a pic where the female is clearly enjoying it and maybe in the middle of a crisis.....

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H2O: Dangerous Chemical!

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."And for plenty of good reasons, since:

 

 

  1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
  2. it is a major component in acid rain
  3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
  4. accidental inhalation can kill you
  5. it contributes to erosion
  6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
  7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

  • Forty-three (43) said yes,
  • six (6) were undecided,
  • and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.

 

Dihydrogen mono oxide :lol:

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One day, a boy was eating lots of chocolates.

An Old man approached him and said, "You won't remain healthy for long and fall sick if you eat too many chocolates."

The boy said,"My grandfather lived for 105 years."

Old man asked,"He used to eat chocolates?"

Boy said, "No, he used to mind his own business."

 

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