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BTW, which place is this jahan pe youtube video shoot karte karte ek station se dusre pe aa gaye ? :P

This is nothing, we have some stations so close, that if the train halts, the first half of the train would be in other station and the latter part in other station :P

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A dude abroad on the phone with his mom:

Dude: "Mom i got AIDS"

Mom: " Don't come back here anymore"

Dude: "Why Mom?"

 

Mom: "If you come back home you are going to give it to ur wife

Ur wife is goin to give it to ur brother

Ur brother will infect the maid

The maid will infect ur dad

Ur dad will infect my sister.. it has been a while he forgot abt me now

My sister will infect her husband

Her husband will infect me

I will infect the gardener

And the gardener will infect ur sister

And if ur sister get AIDS, it will be dangerous, cause the whole village will be infected.

So Please for the love of God and ur village dont come back!!"

 

Dude: "F*ck My Life!"

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This is nothing, we have some stations so close, that if the train halts, the first half of the train would be in other station and the latter part in other station :P

:lol:

 

A dude abroad on the phone with his mom:

Dude: "Mom i got AIDS"

Mom: " Don't come back here anymore"

Dude: "Why Mom?"

 

Mom: "If you come back home you are going to give it to ur wife

Ur wife is goin to give it to ur brother

Ur brother will infect the maid

The maid will infect ur dad

Ur dad will infect my sister.. it has been a while he forgot abt me now

My sister will infect her husband

Her husband will infect me

I will infect the gardener

And the gardener will infect ur sister

And if the sister get AIDS, it will be dangerous, cause the whole village will be infected.

So Please for the love of God and ur village dont come back!!"

 

Dude: "F*ck My Life!"

WTF ? :rofl:

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A dude abroad on the phone with his mom:

Dude: "Mom i got AIDS"

Mom: " Don't come back here anymore"

Dude: "Why Mom?"

 

Mom: "If you come back home you are going to give it to ur wife

Ur wife is goin to give it to ur brother

Ur brother will infect the maid

The maid will infect ur dad

Ur dad will infect my sister.. it has been a while he forgot abt me now

My sister will infect her husband

Her husband will infect me

I will infect the gardener

And the gardener will infect ur sister

And if the sister get AIDS, it will be dangerous, cause the whole village will be infected.

So Please for the love of God and ur village dont come back!!"

 

Dude: "F*ck My Life!"

 

WIN!

raped :puspa:

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this is ultimate !!!! :clapping::majesty: just made my day !!!! everyone needs to see this .

OMG ! :rofl: detect sound for one hour :lol: Cloud services :roflroll: SIM card data slowly getting transferred :lol:

 

 

This guy , is my hero !

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OMG ! :rofl: detect sound for one hour :lol: Cloud services :roflroll: SIM card data slowly getting transferred :lol:

 

 

This guy , is my hero !

 

:lol: cloud seeding and battery transmit....wow !

 

I pity the reporter who had to sit with a straight face, and couldn't risk laughing. Who's this guy ?

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A dude abroad on the phone with his mom:

Dude: "Mom i got AIDS"

Mom: " Don't come back here anymore"

Dude: "Why Mom?"

 

Mom: "If you come back home you are going to give it to ur wife

Ur wife is goin to give it to ur brother

Ur brother will infect the maid

The maid will infect ur dad

Ur dad will infect my sister.. it has been a while he forgot abt me now

My sister will infect her husband

Her husband will infect me

I will infect the gardener

And the gardener will infect ur sister

And if ur sister get AIDS, it will be dangerous, cause the whole village will be infected.

So Please for the love of God and ur village dont come back!!"

 

Dude: "F*ck My Life!"

 

What the Hell LOL.

 

First we have SlientAss and now this..

 

xgame.png

 

<_<

 

lmao

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