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‎- My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

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got this from a comment in youtube:

‎- My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

 

LOL WTF :rofl: :rofl:

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got this from youtube

‎- My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

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We got

The normal boobs ( . )( . )

The fakes( + )( + )

the perfects (o)(o)

the one dat got cold (^)(^)

the oldies \./\./

the big boobies(o Y o)

the tiny (.)(.)

the abnormal(•)(.)

And we love them all.. SO let's say ┌П┐(◉_◉) to breast cancer! :bigyellowgrin:

 

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