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80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG! The lion drops dead!

Old man: Thats impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.

Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!

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80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG! The lion drops dead!

Old man: Thats impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.

Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!

 

Nice one Kani :rofl: :rofl:

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Aiite for the 500th page. Few funny African proverbs! Dont knw the meaning of all :P

 

-Eyes ain't got not scale but they knw heavy luggages.

 

-Anus ain't sharp but it cuts thru turds!

 

-The sheeps roam together but they ain't got the same price!

 

-Poop doesnt sting but u end up limping when u step on it!

 

-Even if u dancing in the water.. Ur enemies will say that u makin dust clouds! (meaning=whatever gud u do.. some people are goin to find something bad abt it)

 

-Despite the length of the pee.. the last drops end up in ur pant!

 

-Who said bald can't make dreadlocks! (meaning= nothin is impossible)

 

-Despite the size of the pot.. there is its cover (meaning= all problem hav a solution)

 

-Moskitoes hate games where clapping is involved!

 

-He who swallows a coconut have big faith in his an*s!

 

-Even a black chicken has white eggs (meaning= despite our differences, we all are human and somehow have the same outcomes)

 

-Don't wait for the rain to bath (meaning= dnt sit and wait for goodness to happen.. make it happen)

 

-Even the watchmen of the cemetery dies! (meaning= dnt think u r above the law of nature)

 

-Protect ur vuvuzela before waka waka (meaning= have safe sex :D )

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