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Tatooed Pen*s

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he got married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.

 

Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.

 

One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

 

 

The Jamaican goes: "No mon...I work for the Tourist board..Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day."

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@kani :roflroll: troll dad

 

Wife sendin love sms to her husband

"Babe if u r sleeping.. send me ur dreams

If u r laughing.. send me ur smile

If u r crying.. send me ur tears

Luv U"

 

the husband receives the sms and replies

"Am takin a dump.. what should i send u?"

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Gal: U got a house?

Boy: No

Gal: U got a mercedes?

Boy: No

Gal: Hw much u get paid?

Boy: Nothing but...

Gal: there is no but, u ain't got a house, a mercedes and u are not earning sh*t, still u wanna marry me... Go live with ur mom!!

Boy: Well i ain't got a house.. i got a mansion, i ain't got no mercedes but a bentley and a ferrari, and i dont get paid... I'M CEO B*tch!

Edited by LagWarriorZergey
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@kani :roflroll: troll dad

 

Wife sendin love sms to her husband

"Babe if u r sleeping.. send me ur dreams

If u r laughing.. send me ur smile

If u r crying.. send me ur tears

Luv U"

 

the husband receives the sms and replies

"Am takin a dump.. what should i send u?"

=============================================================

Gal: U got a house?

Boy: No

Gal: U got a mercedes?

Boy: No

Gal: Hw much u get paid?

Boy: Nothing but...

Gal: there is no but, u ain't got a house, a mercedes and u are not earning sh*t, still u wanna marry me... Go live with ur mom!!

Boy: Well i ain't got a house.. i got a mansion, i ain't got no mercedes but a bentley and a ferrari, and i dont get paid... I'M CEO B*tch!

 

 

that taking dumo joke reminded me of santa banta video that i had watched once.. cant find it but there are several new ones

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71P_lIPD--s&NR=1

 

 

all time best :rofl:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXJBKt920Aw&NR=1

 

 

oh finally found it :rofl:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycm2mg5wXDI&feature=related

Edited by Bhpian Bali
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New PS3:

 

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Indian comics with Firangi superheroes :rofl:

 

1. With Nagraj in Raj Comics

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2. With Nagraj in Raj Comics

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3. With Ram Rahim in Manoj Comics

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Note: posted in comics thread as well.

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holy sh*t, that electric shaver trollface cracks me up everytime, imagine happening that to you for reals, like, friend with beard comes to ur place, he asks for ur electric shaver and u innocently hand him the shaver, u hear all the buuuzzzzzzzzzzz, few minutes later he comes to u and hands u the shaver but u notice that his beard is still intact, u being innocent ask "dude didn't u shave?" he replies "i did bro(with the trollface expressions)" :rofl: :rofl:

 

also,

 

the comment is funny as hell:

In Russia, you Bitch-slap fish

 

In italy you Fish-slap Bitches

:rofl:

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