Kakarot Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 (edited) Tatooed Pen*s This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he got married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" The Jamaican goes: "No mon...I work for the Tourist board..Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day." Edited September 4, 2011 by -= L O L =- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaka_messi Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 (edited) Edited September 4, 2011 by Mesías_aka_messiah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 ^^ prepare some car freshner too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash_ Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 (edited) messi bhai repped ^^ prepare some car freshner too repped u too by mistake EDIT: on second thought your joke was also funny Edited September 4, 2011 by Ashish_Rawat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LagWarriorZergey Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) @kani troll dad Wife sendin love sms to her husband "Babe if u r sleeping.. send me ur dreams If u r laughing.. send me ur smile If u r crying.. send me ur tears Luv U" the husband receives the sms and replies "Am takin a dump.. what should i send u?" ============================================================= Gal: U got a house? Boy: No Gal: U got a mercedes? Boy: No Gal: Hw much u get paid? Boy: Nothing but... Gal: there is no but, u ain't got a house, a mercedes and u are not earning sh*t, still u wanna marry me... Go live with ur mom!! Boy: Well i ain't got a house.. i got a mansion, i ain't got no mercedes but a bentley and a ferrari, and i dont get paid... I'M CEO B*tch! Edited September 5, 2011 by LagWarriorZergey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhpian Bali Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) @kani troll dad Wife sendin love sms to her husband "Babe if u r sleeping.. send me ur dreams If u r laughing.. send me ur smile If u r crying.. send me ur tears Luv U" the husband receives the sms and replies "Am takin a dump.. what should i send u?" ============================================================= Gal: U got a house? Boy: No Gal: U got a mercedes? Boy: No Gal: Hw much u get paid? Boy: Nothing but... Gal: there is no but, u ain't got a house, a mercedes and u are not earning sh*t, still u wanna marry me... Go live with ur mom!! Boy: Well i ain't got a house.. i got a mansion, i ain't got no mercedes but a bentley and a ferrari, and i dont get paid... I'M CEO B*tch! that taking dumo joke reminded me of santa banta video that i had watched once.. cant find it but there are several new ones http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71P_lIPD--s&NR=1 all time best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXJBKt920Aw&NR=1 oh finally found it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycm2mg5wXDI&feature=related Edited September 5, 2011 by Bhpian Bali 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Boss Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) New PS3: Indian comics with Firangi superheroes 1. With Nagraj in Raj Comics 2. With Nagraj in Raj Comics 3. With Ram Rahim in Manoj Comics Note: posted in comics thread as well. Edited September 5, 2011 by ambar_hitman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushy Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 holy sh*t, that electric shaver trollface cracks me up everytime, imagine happening that to you for reals, like, friend with beard comes to ur place, he asks for ur electric shaver and u innocently hand him the shaver, u hear all the buuuzzzzzzzzzzz, few minutes later he comes to u and hands u the shaver but u notice that his beard is still intact, u being innocent ask "dude didn't u shave?" he replies "i did bro(with the trollface expressions)" :rofl: also, the comment is funny as hell: In Russia, you Bitch-slap fish In italy you Fish-slap Bitches 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man In The Box Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) Those Santa Singh videos were hilarious, specially the first one. Repped Edited September 5, 2011 by Avishkar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keano Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) NSFM (Not Suitable for Men) Edited September 6, 2011 by Keano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Kani ★ Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) when a*s meets the anal there will be resistance Edited September 6, 2011 by ★ Kani ★ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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