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Boy asks a girl - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

 

Girl - 6 apples

 

Boy - you can only eat one apple, coz when you begin eating the 2nd apple, your stomach is not empty.

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Girl - Wow what a clever joke. I ll tell this to my friend.

 

Next day, the girl meets her friend and starts:

 

Girl - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

 

Friend - 10 apples

 

Girl - Kya yaar. 6 bolti to mast joke sunaati.

 

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I know.. saw it after i posted..

 

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Honestly, I don't know what it is, but the semen in our balls is like god damned mind poison. All we want to do is get rid of it, and the longer it takes to do so, the more depraved and desperate we get. Sperm wanders up the spinal cord and whispers terrible, horrible thoughts to the brain.

It makes us not concentrate on work, it makes us anxious, it makes us stressed out about relationships. It's a powder keg in a match factory. It's a badly coopered barrel of snakes in a spring factory. It's a sack of nails spread thickly over a dwindling game of Perfection.

It's not about our perversion, or our desires, it's about releasing the terror. It's about grabbing the soul of the beast and wrenching it from the depths of our heart. It's splitting the log of insanity in twain.

PLEASE GET IT OUT OF US

Then, once the deed is done, life can return. A soft breeze blows and suddenly the brain is not so tense. Suddenly, I can recall the taste of food, or the spray of the sea or sun on my back.

 

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