Death Stryke Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) What did Inzamam-ul-Haq's wife say to the man who picked him up?.. . . . .. ... .. .... ..... ........ ............ .............. "Sadda Haq! Ethe Rakh!" #OKBai #Sorry Edited October 4, 2011 by Death Stryke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 A nerdy PJ: What did the Gaussian distribution say to the binomial distribution? "You are not normal." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) Edited October 4, 2011 by Dark_Knight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LagWarriorZergey Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 A bus full of ugly people had an accident and they all died Before entering heaven a voice asked them a wish that will be granted. So the first one said "i want to be beautiful" and it happened. The rest followed with the same wish. When the last one arrives.. he kept on laughing so the voice asks him "why are u laughing?" "What's ur wish?" and he replied "Make them all ugly again!" ============================================================================================= On a leave at home, a man makin his breakfast and reading the news when suddenly someone rings his door. He went open it and found a woman and she asked "Do you have a p*nis". Outraged and furious he closed the door without replying. Thinking this was just a one day coincidence, the man was surprise to c that the same woman came back again for 3 more consecutive days! Confused the man told his wife about it, and the wifey decides to stay home the next day, and tells the man to reply to the lady's question and c wut she wants. The next day the lady's comes and rings again, the man opens the gate, his wife hiding n ready to burst in case the lady act stupid. Lady: "do u have a p*nis?" Man: "Yeah, isn't that obvious?" Lady: "Well tell ur wife to use yours and stop coming to use my husband's!" ============================================================================================= On a peaceful day, 3 friends standing by a fountain when suddenly a genie emerged from the water. He then asked the 3 guys to throw anything in the water one after another, if he is able to retrieve what has been thrown, the thrower dies, otherwise all his wishes are granted. So the First guys goes ahead and throws in a penny. Which is easily retrieved by the genie and the dude died! The second goes ahead and throws is a pinch of sand. The genie retrieved that too and the second guy died. The third one scared to death, reach his pocket and throws something in the water. After a while the genie starts lookin for the object. 3hours passes and the genie is still not able to find wut the dude threw in the fountain. Exhausted he comes to the 3rd guy and asked: Genie: "What did u throw in the water? i can't find it!" 3rd Guy: "I threw an effervescent tablet b*tch!" ============================================================================================= 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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indusporus Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) best inception mashup ever.. all arrested development fans should watch this: ohh and the best news is the series is coming back.. Edited October 4, 2011 by indusporus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in-fi-ni-ty Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 8 differences pic repped !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulovski Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Oh I so want those balloons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sackboy Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 8 differences pic repped !!! Didn't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indusporus Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Didn't get it dude u don't deserve that avatar.. only a troll can understand other trolls.. hint: ____ legged monsters.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sackboy Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Yeah got it before seeing your post , thanks anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Bird Bird Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 @Chaz: Repped both posts. Nice stuff ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rosh Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Good work Chaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bhpian Bali Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 (edited) Focus on the red dot. The blue circle will disappear. Edited October 5, 2011 by Bhpian Bali 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXEREI5IYb0&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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