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From 16 to 19 years old, the woman is like Africa:

- Hot and unexplored

 

From 20 to 35, she is like Asia:

-Mysterious and exotic

 

At the age of 36 to 45, she is like America:

-Well known, but still beautiful and generous

 

From 46 to 55 she is like Europe

-Crossed in every way, tires, but u can still find interesting places

 

And women of more than 56 years are more like Australia:

-Everybody knows where it is. but no one really cares going there!

 

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A couple making their end of month financial report find out that they are a lil short on cash.

The husband decides to send his wife on the road side to bring in some cash (such a d*ck)

The wife come back at home and the husband asks how much she got

She replied " I got 505 euros"

The husband furious asked : "Who the hell gave you 5 euros"

The wife replies : "they all did"

 

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A husband tells his wife:

- Baby, as we are a lil short financially every month i suggest u start learning how to iron so that we can save on the maid's salary.

She replied:

-Well if u start learning how to be better in bed, we could save on the gardener

 

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A kid asks his dad how much it cost to get married

His dad replies:

"I dont know son.. Am still paying!"

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