Bulovski Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 http://vimeo.com/4226824 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ne0 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 ^^ I don't get it , what was funny there ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblehead Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 when u see it, u will sh*t bricks couldn't find an appropriate thread to put these in. they are funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhav Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Checkout this BHOJPURI USHER.................. another one courtesy Alpha D Here, a bhojpuri rap Bhojpuri Usher gets competition from Bhojpuri 50 Cent Oh my f'in f'in gawd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblehead Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) thore patli kamariya... thore gardan sureya... thora mal mal ka dupatta chamke raal rang ka patta :D Edited April 20, 2009 by bubblehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhav Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 thore lal rang ka dupatta... :D and thori laal lippistik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaD Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 another one courtesy Alpha D Here, a bhojpuri rap Bhojpuri Usher gets competition from Bhojpuri 50 Cent Oh my f'in f'in gawd! Absolutely...they both are unbeatable n' seriously I'm his fan now...AMAZING RAPPER "HOYELBA DEEWANA JAMAANA, HOYELBA DEEWANA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john117 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 wall-o-text warning SO KYLE AND I ARE GOING CAMPING WITH KYLE’S PARENTS. AND I USE THE WORD “CAMPING” LOOSELY, BECAUSE WITH KYLE’S FOLKS THAT sh*t TRANSLATES INTO A CEMENT PARKING LOT WITH RUNNING WATER AND ELECTRICITY AND ALL THE AMENITIES OF HOME. IT’S CAMPING FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF THE GREAT OUTDOORS. SO WE PULL OFF THE HIGHWAY, PAY THE 20 DOLLARS OR WHATEVER TO PARK UNDER THE TARP, AND KYLE’S DAD SETS UP HIS BIG TRAILER AS WELL AS THE LITTLE TRAILER KYLE AND I SLEEP IN. WE LOVE THIS THING. IT’S TINY AND COZY AND HAS TWO BUNKS AND A LITTLE CARD TABLE AND A BUNCH OF SNACKS. EVERYTHING WE NEED. NOW OF COURSE THERE’S NO PLACE TO SWIM IN THE CONCRETE PARKING LOT SO WHAT THE KIDS ARE FORCED TO DO WHILE LAZY ADULTS WATCH THEIR PORTABLE TV’S AND COMPLAIN ABOUT ‘ROUGHING IT’ IS SNEAK OUT AT NIGHT, WALK ABOUT A KILOMETER TO THIS OLD LADY’S HOUSE, AND SWIM IN HER POOL. BECAUSE THIS OLD WOMAN IS SO CLOSE TO THE CAMP SITE, SHE’S GOT AN EXTRA HIGH FENCE TO KEEP OUT THE KIDS. IT’S GOT TO BE ABOUT 12 OR 15 FEET HIGH. SO WHAT THE KIDS WOULD DO IS THROW THEIR TOWELS OVER THE FENCE, CLIMB OVER IT AND JUMP DOWN TO THE OTHER SIDE. IT WAS A BIT OF A FALL BUT AT LEAST YOU COULD SWIM. ALSO I SHOULD MENTION IT WAS ONE OF THOSE GREEN-DIAMOND FENCES THAT ARE BASICALLY WIRE COATED WITH GREEN PLASTIC. AT THE TOP OF THE CROSSBAR THE WIRES ARE CUT SO YOU HAVE ALL THOSE LITTLE POINTY BITS STICKING UP AND THAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST DANGER OF THE NIGHT. THE BIGGEST DANGER IS, OF COURSE, THE OLD WOMAN WHO OWNS THE HOUSE. RUMOURS ABOUND THROUGHOUT CAMP ABOUT HOW SHE’S JUST THE MEANEST EVILIST CRAZY OLD LADY ALIVE AND SHE’LL SHOOT AT YOU WITH HER B.B. GUN OR PUT SPELLS ON YOU OR MAKE YOU WATCH OPRAH WITH HER OR WHATEVER SCARY STORIES KIDS CAN MAKE UP ABOUT HER. SO ONE NIGHT KYLE AND SNEAK OUT AND RUN TO THE FENCE. I’D LIKE TO SAY IT WAS A STARRY NIGHT OUT BUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE LIGHT POLLUTION YOU CAN’T TELL. WE GET TO THE FENCE AND THROW OUR TOWELS OVER. I CLIMB UP AND OVER AND JUMP TO THE OTHER SIDE. KYLE FOLLOWS SUIT, ONLY WHEN HE JUMPS DOWN I HEAR THIS TEARING NOISE. KYLE LANDS ON HIS FEET AND DOESN’T MOVE. HE’S VERY ASHEN-FACED AT THIS POINT AND THERE’S A LARGE TEAR IN HIS BATHING SUIT. A LITTLE RIVULET OF BLOOD IS TRICKLING DOWN HIS LEG. “JESUS CHRIST KYLE!” I WHISPER FIERCELY. “ARE YOU ALRIGHT?” KYLE PULLS HIS SWIMMING TRUNKS OPEN A LITTLE BIT AND TAKES A FEARFUL GLANCE DOWN. “DAVE… DAVE…” HE STAMMERS, “I THINK I CUT MY BALLS OPEN!!” THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEED TO HEAR RIGHT NOW. KYLE STARTS MAKING LITTLE BLUBBING NOISES AND I THINK HE’S CLOSE TO CRYING. I NEED TO KEEP HIM FROM DOING THIS BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO WAKE UP THE CRAZY OLD LADY. “KYLE” I HISS, “CAN YOU CLIMB BACK OVER THE FENCE?” KYLE ISN’T EVEN LISTENING TO ME. HE’S STARING DOWN HIS SWIM SUIT AND STARTS SAYING “OH GOD DAVE, WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I JUMP IN THE POOL? SHOULD I JUMP IN THE POOL?”. HE’S GETTING PROGRESSIVELY LOUDER SO OUT OF DESPERATION I SAY “YES!” IN HOPES THAT HE’LL BE TOO PREOCCUPIED BY SWIMMING TO REMEMBER TO CRY. KYLE JUMPS INTO A POOL AND IT’S PROBABLY ABOUT A MILLISECOND BEFORE HE HITS THE WATER THAT I REALIZE IT’S PROBABLY VERY HEAVILY CHLORINATED AND IT MIGHT STING A LITTLE BIT. WHICH IT EVIDENTLY DOES. KYLE EMERGES FROM THE WATER SCREAMING LIKE A STUCK PIG. THIS IS ENOUGH FOR ME. I THROW MY TOWEL BACK OVER THE FENCE AND CLIMB BACK OVER TO SAFETY AS AN UPSTAIRS LIGHT IN THE OLD WOMAN’S HOUSE TURNS ON. ONCE AGAIN I JUST KIND OF LEAVE KYLE FOR DEAD AND QUIETLY CRAWL BACK INTO THE TRAILER AND GO TO BED. LATER THAT NIGHT I’M WOKEN UP BY SCUFFLING NOISES, AND I UNLOCK THE DOOR. KYLE HOBBLES IN AND LIES ON HIS BUNK. I CAN’T HELP BUT NOTICE HE’S WEARING AN ADULT DIAPER. “WHAT IN GOD’S NAME HAPPENED TO YOU?” I ASK IN ASTONISHMENT. KYLE KIND OF LETS A TIRED SIGH ESCAPE FOR HIM AND LOOKS SADLY INTO THE CORNER OF HIS BUNK: “THAT OLD LADY.. SHE PUT IODINE ON MY SACK. IODINE, DAVE.” HE LOOKS UP AT ME AND DESPITE THE POOR LIGHTING I CAN SEE THAT HIS EYES ARE VERY RED AND HE APPEARS TO HAVE AGED CONSIDERABLY. KYLE CONTINUES: “AND THEN, BECAUSE MY BATHING SUIT WAS RIPPED, SHE MADE ME WEAR THIS.” KYLE POINTS DUTIFULLY AT THE ADULT DIAPER DRAPED AROUND HIS WAIST. “I HAD TO WAIT HOURS BEFORE I HAD ENOUGH CONFIDENCE TO RUN BACK HERE. THANK GOD I DIDN’T RUN INTO ANYONE I KNOW” HE CONCLUDES WITH A BIT OF A SNIFF. “WELL AT LEAST YOU’RE BACK HERE AND YOU CAN CHANGE” I BEGIN, BUT KYLE IS ALREADY ASLEEP. THE NEXT MORNING KYLE’S DAD WAKES US UP AT 6AM FOR SOME SORT OF PANCAKE BREAKFAST, ONLY TO FIND HIS SON PRETTY MUCH NAKED EXCEPT FOR THE DIAPER. SINCE KYLE CAN’T TELL HIS DAD HE WAS IN THE POOL, HE TELLS HIS DAD INSTEAD THAT IT WAS A ‘DARE’, WHICH IS ALMOST JUST AS BAD IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. its from a collection of true stories by a dude who goes by the alias 'davesecretary' The following true stories were copied from a message board thread on vivalavinyl.org because they needed to be preserved for posterity. Every single one of these stories was written by a seriously cool Canadian man in his mid-20s who goes by the username “davesecretary“. link --> http://www.storylog.com/time-for-some-stories-davesecretary/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) recessionista batman and his batmobile:- Edited April 21, 2009 by abhinit90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MarketTantrik Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Best avatar (IMHO) and the funniest gif of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bubblehead Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 From the Vault --- 32" LCD: Rs 40,000 Brand New wii Rs 7,000 Singstar Rs 2,000 Urmila's singing PRICELESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john117 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Best avatar (IMHO) and the funniest gif of the day. here .. another one for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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