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Teacher .. home work kyun nahin kia

 

Stdnt : bijli nahin thi

 

Teacher : to mom batti jala lete

 

Stdnt : sir machis nahi thi .

 

Teacher : machis kyun nahin thi

 

Stdnt : Masjid mein rakhi thi

 

Teacher : to wahan se le aate

 

Stdnt : sir nahaya hua nahin tha

 

Teacher : nahaye kyun nahin thy

 

Stdnt : sir pani nahin tha

 

Teacher : pani kyun nahin tha ??

 

Stdnt : sir motor nahi chal rahi thi .

 

Teacher : ullu k pattay motor kyun nahin chal rahi thi ???

 

Stdnt : pagal k bache bataya to hai bijli nahin thi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

26 Jan 2001: Gujarat Earthquake

26 Dec 2004: Indian Ocean Tsunami !

26 July 2005: Flood in Mumbai !

26 Nov 2008: Terror attack in Mumbai !

 

26 Oct 2011: Ra.one

 

We remember :(

 

 

Ra.One is a 1 minute movie of Rajnikanth with 2.5 hrs of guest appearance by SRK.

Edited by B A N G
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press and hold "ctrl" + "w" be ready to be surprised to c wat follows next :bigyellowgrin:

 

BC :chair: i had important tabs opened, now i forgot which all were them, coz i wanted to refer them later...die u evil banana :furious:

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