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A catholic priest is walking around the

church yard when he looks up ,he saw a

young girl with no underwear in a tree

eating sme fruits. The Priest says come

down my child. She comes down and she is

given $5 to buy some underwear. She goes home and tells her mother what happened. The next day the mother goes to

the church yard and climb to the top of the

fruit tree. The Priest doing his routine

looks up the tree and sees the mother

without underwear. He said,"come down my child." She quickly came down. The

Priest searched in his pocket, brought out

5cents and gave it to the woman and

said,"Go and buy a razor blade!!! U need a

shave!"

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Phonecall...

Wife: WHERE ON EARTH ARE YOU?

 

Husband: honey, u remember that

Jewelery shop where you saw the

diamond necklace and you totally fell in lov with it.

The wife relaxed with a smile.

 

Wife: yes, the king of my heart i remember

 

Husband: and you remember i did not

have money 2 buy it for you at that time

and i told you "honey, that necklace will be yours one

day right??"

The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile

now and even blushing uncotrolablly.

Wife: yes i remember my love

Husband: GOOD!! i am in a bar next 2 dat shop.

 

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3 friends shared the same hotel room which is located at the 100th floor.

The lift was not working so the next option was the staircase. To make it easier for them,

they decided to tell a story each. TOBE started and told an action story up to the 50th floor.

JOHN was the 2nd. He told a very funny story up to the 99th floor which kept them laghin all thru,

and when PETE told his own part of sentimental story that made all of them break down in uncontrolable tears!

The story was so short and so touching! "I forgot the room key in the car"

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A catholic priest is walking around the

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3 friends shared the same hotel room which is located at the 100th floor.

The lift was not working so the next option was the staircase. To make it easier for them,

they decided to tell a story each. TOBE started and told an action story up to the 50th floor.

JOHN was the 2nd. He told a very funny story up to the 99th floor which kept them laghin all thru,

and when PETE told his own part of sentimental story that made all of them break down in uncontrolable tears!

The story was so short and so touching! "I forgot the room key in the car"

 

goddamn that car :rofl:

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