ghb Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 @ghb, awesome joke where did you get it ? Linky ? http://franksemails.com/pics/spider-payment/?_pt=1 the whole site is full of win : http://franksemails.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godspeed4476 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 @ghb : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulovski Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 irony: 100 people get H1N1 virus and everyone wants to wear a mask. Millions get AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mainhost Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Please read the following carefully: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. May b i didn't got ze spling sns proprly, i hav som isus i mad zm bold or might hav missd som, but yu vill get ze idea, yer = yar ( removal of 'e' vas mentiond not 'a') ziz = zis (zr is no sugstion abut replacing 's' with 'z') riten = vriten (zr is replasmnt of 'v' viz 'v' not removal of 'v') evrivun = evryon (zr is no 'ou' in evryon) ezi = easy (replasmnt of 'sy' viz 'zi' ?) drem = dream (removal of 'a'?) finali = finaly (replasmnt of 'y' viz 'i'?) und = and (replasmnt of 'a' viz 'u'?) efter = aftr (replasmnt of 'a' viz 'e'?) speking = speaking (removal of 'a'?) vunted = vantd (replasmnt of 'a' with 'u'?) forst = first (replasmnt of 'i' woth 'u'?) Pleas clear my dubts bekaus i don't vant to do speling mistaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElluMiNaTi Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144804/ Check Out the Casts...EPIC !! Edited May 14, 2009 by Rohan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144804/ Check Out the Casts...EPIC !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRMNTR Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144804/ Check Out the Casts...EPIC !! You forgot THIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechGuitar Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) Hilarious Edit: Its got a bit of rock band in the beginning....just too funny Miley Cyrus & Hanna Montana syndrome Edited May 19, 2009 by TechGuitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackhammer06 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Check the item description: Best.Description.Ever. Thanks Abhinit for the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karooo Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 ^^ i showed everyone first but very funny lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastAvenger Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Rajkot, Gujarat..not surprised! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Rajkot, Gujarat..not surprised! srkmirza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackhammer06 Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 OMG!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Wife says to husband : If i tell u something u wont beat me , right ? Husband : What is it ? Wife : M pregnant..... Husband : Thts good news, y wud i beat u for this !!!! Wife : My dad beat me whn i told him this before marriage !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechGuitar Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabba Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghb Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Achmed the terrorist Silence! He will kill you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayush12ice Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 u like Bush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghb Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 u like Bush? "yes, i love bush....oh you mean the president" i see ur avatar there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackhammer06 Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Nice!!!I keel you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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