Donz21 Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 PJ comin up ! If an Eagle is not well what would you call it? >>>>> illegal <<<<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRMNTR Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 ^ Good one bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz21 Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Thanks bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabba Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Achmed the terrorist Silence! He will kill you!! awesome stuff..... i keel U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The JACKAL Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 (edited) Miss TEEN USA South carolina 2007 's reply to why 2/5th of the americans can locate USA on the world map. Edited May 26, 2009 by TheDeadGoldfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karooo Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 haha epic saw that long time back rofl amazing vid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulovski Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...7040401721.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 An ad in a Pak newspaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechGuitar Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john117 Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...7040401721.html i would call it thought provoking .. by the way ,two lines sum it all up .. What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john117 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 from apple's conference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arun360 Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 http://karachi.metblogs.com/files/2009/05/dawn.jpgAn ad in a Pak newspaper ONLY RICH LADIES READ IT ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Stryke Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arun360 Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...7040401721.html I got lost reading this and missed the 12 BG today damn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john117 Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john117 Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 [/url] Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Got this in my email today .... TENSION Ladki ne aapse lift mangi, Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai. Aapko TENSION !! Aap hospital le gaye, Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho Aapko TENSION !! Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi ! Phir ladki se pucha Ladki boli – yehi baap hai. Aapko aur TENSION. Phir police ayi Aapka medical check up hua. Report aayi. Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte. Aapko aur TENSION !! Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye ! Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai Wo kiske hai…???????? Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Batman_ Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 @manBEARpig good one @john77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitaire Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 From the joke warehouse: A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitaire Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 one more. An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.