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Got this in my email today ....

 

TENSION

 

Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,

Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.

Aapko TENSION !!

 

Aap hospital le gaye,

Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho

Aapko TENSION !!

 

Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi !

Phir ladki se pucha

Ladki boli – yehi baap hai.

Aapko aur TENSION.

 

Phir police ayi

Aapka medical check up hua.

Report aayi.

Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.

Aapko aur TENSION !!

 

Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !

 

Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai

Wo kiske hai…????????

 

Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!!

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From the joke warehouse:

 

 

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

 

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

 

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

 

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian."

 

:dance:

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one more.

 

 

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site.

 

The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."

 

To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."

 

To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

 

He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."

 

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.

 

He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

 

The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."

 

Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.

 

The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."

 

The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy.

 

He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!"

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