Lethal Squirts Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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indusporus Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Â Â for arrested development fans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Lost in 'hindi' translation! =)) =)) Â 1)Yo baby! wasup? ~arre munni! ye upar kya hai? Â 2)Listen buddy, dat chick is mine~suno dost,wo murgi ka baccha mera hai. Â 3)R u nuts?~kya aap akhrot hai? Â 4)Rock d party baby ~patthar maro jashn mein, bachhi. X_X Â 5)Lets hangout! ~chalo bahar latakte hai.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sameuun Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Lost in 'hindi' translation! =)) =))  1)Yo baby! wasup? ~arre munni! ye upar kya hai?  2)Listen buddy, dat chick is mine~suno dost,wo murgi ka baccha mera hai.  3)R u nuts?~kya aap akhrot hai?  4)Rock d party baby ~patthar maro jashn mein, bachhi. X_X  5)Lets hangout! ~chalo bahar latakte hai  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Lost in 'hindi' translation! =)) =)) Â 1)Yo baby! wasup? ~arre munni! ye upar kya hai? Â 2)Listen buddy, dat chick is mine~suno dost,wo murgi ka baccha mera hai. Â 3)R u nuts?~kya aap akhrot hai? Â 4)Rock d party baby ~patthar maro jashn mein, bachhi. X_X Â 5)Lets hangout! ~chalo bahar latakte hai.. Â mango people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 A page frm husband's diary... Â Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into garage & proceeded to back out into....a torrential rain ! Wind was blowing at 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio & discovered that the weather would be bad through out the day. Disappointed I went back into the house,quietly undressed, and sneaked back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back& whispered: 'The weather out there is terrible.' My beautiful and loving wife replied: I know... and can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather !' I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped playing golf ! Â Santa comes in to the office and tells his boss, "Sir, Banta is waiting outside your room with a basket full of underwear". Boss " Oh no! I told him to debrief his team and meet me". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Kani ★ Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hyste...rically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 lawyer is replaced by sindhi and marvadi very often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 a marwari joke that still bring a smile  a marwari was on his death bed.all his family members were crowded around him.Suddenly he spoke  marwari-raju,sweta,puja,sab bache log kahaa hai? his wife-arre sab yahi hain,aap ke paas... marwari- aur mere dono bete aur unki biwi? wife- arre sab yahii hai,chinta mat kariye aap...  marwari- phir woh samne room ka fan kyu on hai,current ka bill kaun bharega,tera baap??????? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SchizoidFreud Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Marwari people = Indian Jews? Â /runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozart Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Â Â A school boy was masturbating in school washroom, Suddenly teacher came and opened the door, Boy says: Maaam, 100 saal jiyogi aap.. Â Â Â 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godspeed4476 Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Â Â A school boy was masturbating in school washroom, Suddenly teacher came and opened the door, Boy says: Maaam, 100 saal jiyogi aap.. Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 repped moosa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngerSmash Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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