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Ramayan ka saar ....

Poori RAMAYAN Biwiyo ki kahani Hai..

-Laxman Apni Biwi Ghar Pe Chodkar Chala Aaya.

-Rawan Dusre ki Utha ke Fas Gaya.

-Sugriv Ram ka Sath Isliye De Raha Tha Qki Use Apni Biwi Bali Se Waapas Chahiye Thi.

-Hanuman ki Apni Thi Hi Nahi Magar Dusre ki Dhundhne Me Lanka Jala Dali.

-Ram ko Apni Waapas Laan...e ke Liye 10 Din Tak ladai karni Padi.

-Aur End Me kya Huaa.? Jis Biwi ke karan Itni Badi Ramayan Hui Wo To UnderGround Ho Gayi.

 

Abhi Socho, Itna Jhamela Hua kayko?? Kyu ki.. Dashrath ki 3 Biwiya Thi.?

 

Moral- Purane Jamane Se Wife ki Magajmari Chalti Aa Rahi Hai ...;-p

FAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK :rofl:

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FAQ (Indian Cricket Team)

 

Q. What’s the indian version of LBW?

A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped !

 

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by indian batsmen?

A. The walk back to the pavilion.

 

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

A: The entire Indian innings.

 

Q: Where do Indian Batsman perfrom there best?

A: In Advertisments.

 

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one of the best jokes i have read in recent times :P

 

Teacher:- what's wrong?

 

Johny :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleepin?'

Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"

 

Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

 

The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.

 

Teacehr:- My goodness why the black eye again?

 

Johny:- Dad asked me again, Johny äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.

 

Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, R u cumin?

 

Mum said, Yes I'm cumin, r u cumin too?

Dad answered:- Yes.

 

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,

I'm also coming...=))=))

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