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मैनेजमेंट के विद्यार्थी ने एक लड़की का चुम्बन ले लिया.

 

लड़की – ये क्या किया ?

 

लड़का - इसे कहते हैं

 

Direct Marketing.

लड़की ने उस लड़के को खींचकर एक चांटा रसीद कर दिया.

 

लड़का – अब ये क्या था … ?

 

लड़की – इसे कहते हैं

 

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Teacher: tum bade hokar kya karoge?

 

Arun: Shadi

 

Teacher: Aisa Nahi, tum kya banana chahate ho?

 

Arun: Husband.

 

Teacher: No, I mean, Tumhe zindagi me kis chiz ki tamanna hai?

 

Arun: Wife ki

 

Teacher: Oh No, tum apne parents keliye kya karoge?

 

Arun: Bahu Dhudunga

 

Teacher: Stupid, Tumhare Mata, pita tumse kys chahate hai?

 

Arun: Pota

 

Teacher: He bhagvan, tumhare zingi ka laksh kya hai?

 

Arun: Hum Do, Hamara Ek.

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A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit.

 

He went into Marshall Fields, and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit."

 

Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"

 

"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?"

 

"Yes, sir. What size?"

 

"Size 53 tall, ma'am."

 

"Wow, that's really big."

 

"Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."

 

"What's next?" she asked.

 

He replied, "How about some shoes?"

 

"What size?"

 

"Size 15 double E."

 

"Wow, that's really big!

 

"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."

 

"What's next?"

 

"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."

 

"Yes, sir. What size?"

 

"Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied.

 

"Wow, that's really big!"

 

"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."

 

"Will there be anything else?" she asked.

 

"Yes, ma'am. I 'spect I'll need a hat."

 

"Yes, sir. What size? And style?"

 

"Eight and five-eighths. Stetson."

 

"Wow, that's really big!"

 

"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."

 

She virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

 

"No ma'am, I reckon that will be all."

 

As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Texan counted out his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"

 

"Yes, ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches."

 

Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"

 

Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied..... .........

 

(You're going to love this one!)

 

(Guys....you'll be using this line.......)

 

 

 

"From the floor ma'am.......From the floor."

 

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