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Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90.

 

So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing.

 

When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" The other one says "I think she was dead, she just layed there, how was yours?"

 

"I think mine was a witch."

 

"A witch?"

 

"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."

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Found this on facebook, I don't know about its authenticity, but a fun read nevertheless :rofl:

 

Albert Eintein's Performance review in 1905 This was during his job as a patent clerk at Bern.

 

 

The best part:

 

1. Describe the employee's duties and responsibilities and indicate the relative priorities of key elements.

This is a patent office, Albert. Your job is to transform written patent applications into clear and precise language, and to study applications and pick out the new ideas of an invention. These are the priorities. Where does it say that your priorities are rewriting the rules of the Universe, unifying space and time, unifying radiation and matter, or demonstrating the existence of atoms?

 

2. Describe any changes that have occurred in the employee's job since his or her last performance discussion.

None.

 

Rest of the stuff in the link !

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