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The Manager of a company had to make a hard choice. Out of his two esteemed subordinates, he had to hand the pink slip to either Stella or Jack.

They were both superb workers, but the company had run into hard times.

 

Unable to take the call himself, the manager decides that whoever he meets at the office first, he ll ask for an honest answer.

 

Stella, who always came in bright and early, was as usual the first one to be there at the office.

 

The manager walks up to her.. sighs, and asked: "I am in a terrible situation here.. help me out. I either have to lay you or Jack off."

 

Turning to face the Manager, Stella looks up and says:

"Mr Rodney, i suggest you better go ahead and jack off, i got a terrible headache today."

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