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Tourists desperate to find 'lesbian city'

 

SWEDISH tourism bodies have been swamped with inquiries from millions of men captivated by a mythical town rumoured to be home to 25,000 sex-mad lesbians.

 

The town of "Chako Paul City" is said to have been founded in 1820 in the northern Swedish woods by a wealthy man-hating widow.

 

Two blonde women are rumoured to stand guard at the town, which also features a medieval castle.

 

Many of the town’s female residents became lesbians “because they could not suppress their sexual needs”, Chinese news service Harbin News reports.

 

The myth has been embraced by the Chinese media, with millions of men crippling the country’s internet providers trying to find out how to get to the town.

 

 

However, men have been warned by media reports that they risk being “beaten half to death” by police if they dare pay a visit.

 

"I've no idea where this came from but it's not true," local authorities' spokesman Claes Bertilson told Sweden’s new service The Local about the rumour.

 

“At 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years.”

 

Mr Bertilson said he did not know where the fictitious account could have originated.

 

“I have no idea where something like this could have come from,” he said.

 

Although Per Wilhelmsson of the tourist office in Umea in northern Sweden said he had never heard of Chako Paul City, he did confirm that tourism in the area is bustling.

 

“Our tourism industry is doing quite well, among the best in northern Sweden,” he said.

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Tourists desperate to find 'lesbian city'

 

SWEDISH tourism bodies have been swamped with inquiries from millions of men captivated by a mythical town rumoured to be home to 25,000 sex-mad lesbians.

 

Sounds like the plot for Hostel 3...

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Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

 

shivji khush .

 

Prakat hue ...

 

bole ...

 

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puttar maang ...

 

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

 

bakth utha ...

 

bole shivji ...

 

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

 

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

 

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

 

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

 

kuch bada maang !

 

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

 

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ...

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par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey

guitar hi do !

 

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ...

bole ..yaar tu

 

kuch aur maang .. guitar

 

na maang ...

 

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye

... ab

 

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

 

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo

bajata <_<

 

 

:ko:

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