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Re-posting for new page (sorry about that):

 

Mamata Bannerjee's website just got hacked... Insane speech posted :rofl:

 

https://aitmc.org/chairperson_archived.php

 

 

This message from me is going to be a strange one and may shock many of you. But I have to be truthful to myself, my people, the position I hold and the party constitution.

I always had been a revolutionary at heart, and today talking to these young generation of revolutionaries I re-discovered the old me that never gave a f**k.

I AM A MAOIST at heart and always have been, It always pained me to speak and act against the ideology that I myself loved so much.

I also appologize to the people whom I have hurt, The artist who tried to speak the truth, the writers who saw the right thing and every and any person who

tried to tell me I was going in the wrong direction, I am at your feet asking you to forgive me for the misguided acts I have done In life. I promise to make up for all this by drawing my own cartoons

and writing my own blog about what an idiot I have been. I hope the world will find in its heart to forgive me then.

I wish you all a happy Ramadan. LONG LIVE MAOISTS http://i.imgur.com/Salxe.jpg

 

 

Didi also felt that many of her followers may feel angry at anonymous for causing this change, so following her request Anonymous Operations International has provided the following facility for grevience redressal.

 

Anyone feeling hurt by these actions are hereby requested to fill this form and send the printout to the designated address.

FORM: http://i.imgur.com/cmhII.jpg

ADDRESS:

Anonymous Ops International (Head Office)

200 McCarty Avenue

Albany, NY 12209

Phone: (518) 465-7551

Fax: (518) 431-7463

 

or Email : im_maoistandiknowit@aitmc.org

Or get professional help 24/7 at: anonymousindia@tormail.org

 

The Anonymous Ops Has also agreed to run a 24/7 Service helpline specially for Didi and her followers, This will be available at http://webchat.anonops.com/?channels=%23OpRiseIndia

They Informed us that did wil be welcome there at any time and a special representative will help her or her followers in any way possible.

 

This is a new bigenning, We call upon every TMC member to celebrate with the entire nation in this occasion. Wear long black robes, hold pitchforks and dance to our

Official theme song at =>

 

PS:

We are sorry for causing you major Butthurt, but lets face it...

We all know you seriously deserved it.

 

 

The links within are even funnier :lol:

 

 

Original page as it was when hacked - http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/8/22601320443-orig.jpg (they seem to have taken Anon's changes off)

Edited by Gaurav - Solitaire
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I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti-American slogans stopped next to me.

 

The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.

 

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man, that could have been me!”

 

So today, bright and early, I went out and got me a job as a truck driver.

 

 

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Once there was a power cut in Girl's hostel. A girl called the electric repair shop:

 

Girl: Arey! Yahan batti chali gayi hai!! Jaldi se aadmi bhej do.

Guy on other side: Aadmi sab busy hai! Aaj rat mombatti se hi kaam chalao

 

:bigyellowgrin: :bigyellowgrin:

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I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti-American slogans stopped next to me.

 

The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.

 

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man, that could have been me!”

 

So today, bright and early, I went out and got me a job as a truck driver.

Dude, smash em all

 

 

:rofl:

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