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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

 

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

 

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

 

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:

 

you've been listening to your iPod.

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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

 

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

 

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

 

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:

 

you've been listening to your iPod.

 

 

<_<

:doh:

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@ Chimp disarming:

lol I first thought that had to do with disarming a chimp with your looks or charm. But that's still pretty awesome. I have been in some pretty tense stand offs with primates

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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

 

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

 

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

 

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:

 

you've been listening to your iPod.

 

:)

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A day at office

It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The manager was looking much tensed.

 

The mood was so bad. Then the manager started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. The manager turned to the developer and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man.

 

To this the developer replied " Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything ." The manager was not prepared for this answer.

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