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Zod Grand Master

Zod

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Lollll :rofl:

 

Bihar driving license applikason phorom

DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

 

------------ --------- --------- ----

 

 

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

 

He will give you the licen.

 

 

 

For instruktions, see bottom applikason.

 

************ *

 

 

 

1. Last name:

 

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

 

(Check karet box)

 

************ *

 

 

2. First name:

 

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

 

(Check karet box)

 

************ *

 

 

3. Age:

 

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

 

(Check karet box)

 

************ *

 

 

4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)

 

************ *

 

 

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

 

************ *

 

 

6.Occupason:

 

(_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_)

 

Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

 

(Check karet box)

 

************ *

 

 

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

 

************ *

 

 

8. Read #7 agan & anser here: ___

 

************ *

 

 

9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __

 

************ *

 

 

10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (don't leave blank)

 

************ *

 

 

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 ............ .. (Circle highest grade completed)

 

************ *

 

 

12. Dental rekard:

 

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish- ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other

-__________ Give egjhakt color

 

(Check karet box)

 

************ *

 

 

14. Ice seight:

 

 

(_) One Ice(2x1) (_) Two Ice(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_)

Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6

 

 

************ *

 

 

15.Your thumb imparesson :

 

 

 

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy

thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)

 

 

************ *

 

 

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

 

 

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you don't have lepht hand, use

your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on

lepht hand.

 

 

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

 

 

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

.FAKE ..

 

This has to be FAKE... :rofl:

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AtheK Grand Master

AtheK

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Gf: Hi dear.. mujhe tumhari bahot bahot yaad aa rahi hai..I seriously miss u a lotttt baby!!

Bf: Arey abhi to baat ki thi humne..

 

Gf: Arey phirse tujhe hi lag gaya.....Sorry.. :P:P

 

 

Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

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Big Boss Grand Master

Big Boss

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A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

 

The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his

large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The

bartender hands the guy his beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I

want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal!

 

But I have a question, "why is your head so small?"

 

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.

"One day," he begins, "I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard

someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog

that was sitting next to a stream."

 

"No sh*t?" says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.

 

"Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will

turn into a genie and grant you three wishes.'"

 

"Keep going!" the bartender urged.

 

"I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss.

 

POOF!!!! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

 

She said, "You now have three wishes."

 

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, I want a body like

Arnold Schwarzenneger. She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I

was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

 

She then asked, "What will be your second wish?'"

 

"What next?" begged the bartender.

 

"I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make

sensuous love with you here by this stream.' She nodded, laid down, and

beckoned to me. We made love right there by that stream for hours!

Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious

lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more

wish. What will it be?"

 

I looked at her and replied, "How 'bout a little head?'".....POOF!!!

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The GOAT Valentino Rossi46

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^^ I don't know why but that pic cracked me up!

 

BTW this thing has been going viral on reddit...hilarious dance steps and damn catchy tune:

 

[mediahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0[/media]

 

I think Pritam hasn't watched this video yet. Otherwise he would have copied it.....Open Gagngam Style..... :rofl:

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