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A guy at work insists me to lend him my UC2 or "any" 360 title so he can play it on his pc. I advised him he needs a console to play the respective game, but he shrugs off in a thick gujju accent "chal bey console pe kaun paisa kharcha karega" :D

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Hahahahaha aftrunner, I guess the dumbo won't buy into the emulator thingie. He will definately spurt something like "Boss mera celeron 2.4ghz processor aur 2gb ram kaafi hain"

Reminds me of another idiot who was shocked to hear that I only have a 2Mbps internet connection. He couldn't stop grinning as he told me he has "256 unlimited internet" If ever there is a sequel to the movie Signs, it would read "I see dumb people"

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LOL reminds me of a guy I had in my office who kept asking me what to do with his Quad core. He doesnt wanna play games and his only usage on the PC was watching movies and light surfing but the idiot was adamant that he wanted paisa vasool out of his new expensive computer.

 

I just told him to keep running a virus scan with Norton non stop.

 

I wonder if he has stopped, been close to a year since I saw him.

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Seriously im amazed we have sooo many stupid people around. One more gem from idiotville, this has happened countless times...... Idiot asks me "How much speed u get while downloading?" I say 260-280KBps..... Idiot quickly starts laughing n utters "Mera toh 512 ka speed hain, why r u wasting 2.5k on airtel, come join sify"

Needless to say, the kilo-bit vs kilo-byte argument is snubbed off by the fool ;)

This has happened atleast 4-5 times with me.

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no dude the best1 ive gone thru recently is

 

Pirated game seller: Im selling gears 2 on the PC

Me: Dude , gears 2 is a 360 exclusive

PGS: I can bet you a hundered buks its not

Me : I can bet you my house + all my underwear its not gears 2

PGS : Look at the art on the cd it says gears of war 2

ME: Look closely it says xbox 360 on top

 

Bt he was still adamant and i chuckled n left

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