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Girlfrend khana khate hue:- ye

tumhara kutta

mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha

hai......?? :/

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Boyfrend:- tum jaldi se kha lo, wo

apni plate

pehchan gaya hai...:P =D:D =))

Girlfrnd Shock - Boyfrnd RocKZ\m/

 

 

Sherlock Holmes and Mat thew

Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up.

What do you see?

"Well, I see thousands of stars. "

"And what does that mean to you? "

"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you,

Holmes? "

"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent. "

 

 

 

 

Coolest doubt in 'Mahabharat'

In some remote village of India ,One Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students.He is at the 'Krishnajanma' part of it.

 

 

 

Masterji : "Kansa heard the akashwani that, his sister's 8th child is going to Kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is born, And Kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born And n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."

 

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.

 

 

 

Ramu : Masterji, I have a doubt

 

 

 

Masterji : "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come u have One?"

 

 

 

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that, Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the Same Cell??

 

 

 

Masterji fainted.........................!!!

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Girlfrend khana khate hue:- ye

tumhara kutta

mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha

hai......?? :/

.

.

.

.

.

.

Boyfrend:- tum jaldi se kha lo, wo

apni plate

pehchan gaya hai...:P =D:D =))

Girlfrnd Shock - Boyfrnd RocKZ\m/

 

 

Sherlock Holmes and Mat thew

Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up.

What do you see?

"Well, I see thousands of stars. "

"And what does that mean to you? "

"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you,

Holmes? "

"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent. "

 

 

 

 

Coolest doubt in 'Mahabharat'

In some remote village of India ,One Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students.He is at the 'Krishnajanma' part of it.

 

 

 

Masterji : "Kansa heard the akashwani that, his sister's 8th child is going to Kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is born, And Kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born And n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."

 

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.

 

 

 

Ramu : Masterji, I have a doubt

 

 

 

Masterji : "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come u have One?"

 

 

 

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that, Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the Same Cell??

 

 

 

Masterji fainted.........................!!!

 

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