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BCCI REFUSES VIRGIN AIRLINE SPONSORSHIP

Billionaire Virgin Business Group boss Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the Indian cricket team currently reeling after a string of tournament defeats.

 

However, the Board of Control for Cricket of India (BCCI) has politely refused the generous multi-million-pound offer by the cricket-mad magnate.

 

As one of the Board officials snapped: "We can't have VIRGIN emblazoned on our shirts, when we're getting screwed in every match"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BCCI REFUSES VIRGIN AIRLINE SPONSORSHIP

Billionaire Virgin Business Group boss Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the Indian cricket team currently reeling after a string of tournament defeats.

 

However, the Board of Control for Cricket of India (BCCI) has politely refused the generous multi-million-pound offer by the cricket-mad magnate.

 

As one of the Board officials snapped: "We can't have VIRGIN emblazoned on our shirts, when we're getting screwed in every match"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Seriously im amazed we have sooo many stupid people around. One more gem from idiotville, this has happened countless times...... Idiot asks me "How much speed u get while downloading?" I say 260-280KBps..... Idiot quickly starts laughing n utters "Mera toh 512 ka speed hain, why r u wasting 2.5k on airtel, come join sify"

Needless to say, the kilo-bit vs kilo-byte argument is snubbed off by the fool :wOOtjumpy:

This has happened atleast 4-5 times with me.

 

happens all d time, even one local net provider said that, arre hamara 256 toh hathway ka 512 se kayiii guna jyada accha hai, ham 256 bola toh 256 ka speed hi milega.......the f**ks don't even know the kb and kB difference, i just had to nod and lissn to his bs! :fear: n d end my explanation was a boucer for him :thumbsup:

mc bc kutte log gaa*d marwane ko dukaan kholte hai :thumbsup:

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happens all d time, even one local net provider said that, arre hamara 256 toh hathway ka 512 se kayiii guna jyada accha hai, ham 256 bola toh 256 ka speed hi milega.......the f**ks don't even know the kb and kB difference, i just had to nod and lissn to his bs! :fear: n d end my explanation was a boucer for him :wOOtjumpy:

mc bc kutte log gaa*d marwane ko dukaan kholte hai :thumbsup:

 

:thumbsup:

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