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A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost. She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Xcuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.

 

Man below replied: U r in hot air balloon 30 feet above d ground.U r at 41 deg north latitude & 59 deg west longitude.

 

Lady:U must be an engineer.

 

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Man:How do u know?

 

Lady:Everything u told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.

 

Engineer:U must be in Top Management.

 

Lady:Ya.How do u know?

 

Engineer:U don't know where u r or where you're going. U made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, & u expect people beneath u to solve ur problems. :/

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