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The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! Â The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." Â The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid. Â " Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? " Â "Yes... speaking" Â Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" Â "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. Â "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy. Â "What are you saying? It's in your files... HOW ???" Â " Yes ..... We have a system of finding out who's overdue " Â " GOD !!!... This is too much..." Â "Madam, I am sorry... I am just following orders... I have to inform that you are overdue.." Â "I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. " Â That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning. Â "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.. Â "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." Â "PAY you? And if I refuse?" Â "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.." Â "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. Â "Well... I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5OhNplEd4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yellow Flash Of The Leaf Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 That was just laughable not reppable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GameAnalyzer Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 lmao. Omegle is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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