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Ek Buddhe Miya apni buddhi begum ke liye BRA kharidne gaye. Salesman: Kya size hai.? Miya: Ab size to janab yu samjho ki, Pakde raho to Anda, chhod do to Omlet.

 

:lol: yeh kaise shop hein? Ise vaale ladies ki shop mein, sales women rahthe hein! nahi salesman! Koi salesman BRAs ko nahi bechthe!

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Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:

 

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.

 

Thanks

Bill Gates

 

Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

 

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."

Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

 

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya

 

You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho

 

our requirement -humko to zarurat hai

 

Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin

 

No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai

 

shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi

 

Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad

Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva��

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