sameuun Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 ] repped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GameAnalyzer Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Boy- if i kiss u & run, what wil u think? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl- i’ll think Ek bewkoof, jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha sirf objective likh ke bhag gaya!!! Boy on phone: ye kahan ka number hai.? Inspector: police station ka. Boy: Aap k paas danda hai hai ? Insp: haan. Boy: GA**D mein daal lo. X_X Ye bol k phone rakh diya. Inspector ne phone kiya aur usi boy k father ne uthaya. Inspector: yahan se ek phone aaya tha, mujse bola aap k pass danda hai toh Ga**d mein dal lo. Father: kitni der pehle phone aaya tha? Insp : 10 min pehle. Father: Toh ab nikal lo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sameuun Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 10 min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE JuGgErNaUT Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Danda joke . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piper Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Maybe a repeat but still gold. What is the connection between Provocations, Irritation, Aggravation and Frustration?" The following explains it: One day Parvez Musharraf, who has a business of selling iron rods, was Sitting in office and got a call from Vajpayee; Vajpayee: "SARIYA (iron rod) HAI Kya?" Parvez: "HAI." Vajpayee: "PEECHE GHUSA LE (shove it up)" and then he disconnected the call. This is Provocation! Again on the next day Parvez got a call; Vajpayee: "SARIYA HAI?" Parvez (trying to be smart): "NAHI HAI" Vajpayee: "PEECHE GHUSA DIA KYA?" and then he disconnected the call. This is Irritation! On the third day again Parvez got the call; Vajpayee : "SARIYA HAI?" Parvez (trying to be over-smart): "HAI BHI OUR NAHI BHI" Vajpayee: "ANDAR BAAHAR KAR RAHA HAI KYA?!!!!" and he disconnects the call.. This is Aggravation! The next day Parvez thinks of taking revenge... so he calls up Atal Bihari. Parvez: "SARIYA HAI?" Vajpayee: "KYON? PEECHE DALNA HAI KYA?"!!!!! This is Frustration.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE JuGgErNaUT Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) :rofl: heard it again after donkey number of yrs. great one piper Edited December 26, 2012 by ThE JuGgErNaUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagarjalvi Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 :rofl: sariya hai? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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silv3rgunn3r Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) :rofl:/> @vid posted by cyclops......... repped piper nice one! Edited December 26, 2012 by kold_war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameAnalyzer Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Husbnd n Wife fightin in frnt of deir child Wife 2 Hus: "Tu Saala Kutta" Hus to Wife: "Tu Saali Kutti" Child: Hee hee Mai saala PUPPY!.. Ek aadmi sadak s nikla to ek kutta-Kutiya Se sex ki koshish kar rahe the. Lekin kutta chota tha jis ki waja s sahi Jagah tak pahunch nahi raha tha.aadmi n uski help ki & kutte ko kutiya par chadhaya. Dusre din aadmi wahain s guzra to kutta uske piche jane laga. Jahan jaye, kutta uske piche-piche Jaye. To Logo n pucha y aapke piche kyun ghum raha hai to aadmi n kaha maine iss harami ke saath bhalai ki & ye kamina mujhe Dalal samajh raha hai.. Sent from my Galaxy Nexus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Flash Of The Leaf Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 suddenly a wild bunny on a tank appears ......(\_/) ......( '_') ..../""""""""""""\======░ ▒▓▓█D /"""""""""""""""""""\ \_@_@_@_@_@ / ktanksbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godspeed4476 Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Sariya and dalal one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 danda and women one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE JuGgErNaUT Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) punching private areas Edited December 27, 2012 by ThE JuGgErNaUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE JuGgErNaUT Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) Bane gets screwed nothing to do with the ending really, but his prison speech gets Edited December 27, 2012 by ThE JuGgErNaUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameAnalyzer Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Dirty Mind. If you got one you will see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWolf Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GameAnalyzer Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!=)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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