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Boy- if i kiss u & run, what wil u

think?

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Girl- i’ll think

Ek bewkoof, jo pura paper attempt

kar sakta tha

sirf objective likh ke bhag gaya!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Boy on phone: ye kahan ka number hai.?

 

Inspector: police station ka.

 

Boy: Aap k paas danda hai hai ?

 

Insp: haan.

 

Boy: GA**D mein daal lo. X_X

 

Ye bol k phone rakh diya.

 

Inspector ne phone kiya aur usi boy k father

ne uthaya.

 

Inspector: yahan se ek phone aaya tha, mujse

bola aap k pass danda hai toh Ga**d mein

dal lo.

 

Father: kitni der pehle phone aaya tha?

 

Insp : 10 min pehle.

 

Father: Toh ab nikal lo

 

 

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Maybe a repeat but still gold.

 

 

 

What is the connection between Provocations, Irritation,

Aggravation and Frustration?"

 

The following explains it:

 

One day Parvez Musharraf, who has a business of selling iron rods, was

Sitting in office and got a call from Vajpayee;

Vajpayee: "SARIYA (iron rod) HAI Kya?"

Parvez: "HAI."

Vajpayee: "PEECHE GHUSA LE (shove it up)" and then he disconnected the call.

This is Provocation!

 

Again on the next day Parvez got a call;

Vajpayee: "SARIYA HAI?"

Parvez (trying to be smart): "NAHI HAI"

Vajpayee: "PEECHE GHUSA DIA KYA?" and then he disconnected the call.

This is Irritation!

 

On the third day again Parvez got the call; Vajpayee : "SARIYA HAI?"

Parvez (trying to be over-smart): "HAI BHI OUR NAHI BHI"

Vajpayee: "ANDAR BAAHAR KAR RAHA HAI KYA?!!!!" and he disconnects the call..

This is Aggravation!

 

The next day Parvez thinks of taking revenge... so he calls up Atal

Bihari.

Parvez: "SARIYA HAI?"

Vajpayee: "KYON? PEECHE DALNA HAI KYA?"!!!!!

This is Frustration..

 

 

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Husbnd n Wife fightin in frnt of deir child

Wife 2 Hus: "Tu Saala Kutta"

 

Hus to Wife: "Tu Saali Kutti"

 

Child: Hee hee

 

Mai saala PUPPY!..:)

 

 

Ek aadmi sadak s nikla to ek kutta-Kutiya Se sex ki koshish kar rahe the.

Lekin kutta chota tha jis ki waja s sahi Jagah tak pahunch nahi raha tha.aadmi n uski help ki & kutte ko kutiya par chadhaya.

Dusre din aadmi wahain s guzra to kutta uske piche jane laga.

Jahan jaye, kutta uske piche-piche Jaye.

To Logo n pucha y aapke piche kyun ghum raha hai to aadmi n kaha maine iss harami ke saath bhalai ki & ye kamina mujhe Dalal samajh raha hai..

 

 

 

 

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus

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