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Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The

 

Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai”

 

Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola.

 

Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu”

 

Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy“

 

 

 

Ek Aadmi Bazaar Mein Jor-Jor Se Chilla Raha Tha: “Jannat Ka Parda 20 Rupaye Mein – Jannat Ka Parda 20 Rupaye Mein”

 

Saare Bazaar Ke Log Apna-Apna Kaam Chhod Kar Uske Paas Gaye,

 

Paas Jakar Dekha To, Haramkhor Panty Bech Raha Tha.

 

 

 

 

Ek Ladki Lecture Bunk Kar Ke College Mein Ghum Rahi Thi.

 

Ek Professor Ne Use Dekha Aur Pucha: “Ye Kya? Chalu Period Mein Ghum Rahi Ho?”

 

Ladki Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Sir, Ye Soch Hi To Badalni Hai“

 

 

 

Ladke Ka Mast Baatein Karne Ka Mood Bana To Apni Girl-Friend Ko Fon Kiya.

 

Ladki: “Hello, Janu Kaise Ho?”

 

Ladka: “Main To Theek Hoon Sweetheart, Aur Tum Sunao”

 

Ladki: “Kaha Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?”

 

Ladka: “Basment Se”

 

Ladki: “Waha Bhi Network Mil Raha Hai”

 

Ladka: “Network Kyun Nahi Ayega Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Hai“

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A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party

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He told his Indian wife to get a costume

 

>Wife gets a snowman suit.

Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian have u seen a black snowman! Get me another one.

 

She gets a santa suit

 

Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian! have u ever seen a black santa! Get another suit!

 

Wife, gets pissed n brings a bamboo stick

 

Negro: what m I to do wid this?

 

Wife: G##nd mein daal aur chocobar banja BC.

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