GameAnalyzer Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 i can't stop laughing..superb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameAnalyzer Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 (edited) Kahte hain.. Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.. Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai 1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya: CONDOM ka full form batao? 1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya C.Control O.On N.Natural D.Drops O.Of M.Man’s Leakage. Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai? Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai, Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai Lady Grammer Teacher Pappu Mera Doodh nahi peeta hai, is sentence mai Pappu Kya hai? Pappu idiot hai, aap hame ek mauka de HUM nichod denge Edited January 10, 2013 by xGameAnalyzeRx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sameuun Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE JuGgErNaUT Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Santa's car battery died. Santa goes to the mechanic & says "yar gaddi ki battery Mar gayi. Nayi laga de " Mechanic :" paji. Exide laga doon? " Santa. :" Sale! Doosri side tera baap lagaye ga? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJD Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Nimboo licking dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gursimar991 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:"Amul the taste of india" Ye dekh ke.... Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya "KurKure tedha hai per mera hai" Edited January 11, 2013 by gs_RoXxX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman™ Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) Edited January 11, 2013 by Iceman™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Some Jokes on Laloo Prasad Yadav! After completing a jigsaw puzzle he hadd been working on, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Laloo brags. "FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS NOTE ON THE BOX, IT READS - FOR 2-5YRS". At a bar man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED." After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmage Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 9gag, but funny !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AtheK Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 I asked god: Why my girlfriend loves a rose which dies in a day But doesn't love me who dies for her every day? ....... God replied:- mast hai !! Facebook pe daal 😛 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitaire Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 LOL .. what a reply from the Whitehouse to the Death Star Petition - https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 HINDI SONGS & THEIR MEDICAL INTERPRETATIONS Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale -FEVER Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi -HEART ATTACK Suhani raat dhal chuki ...naa jaane tum kab aoge -CONSTIPATION Bidi jalayle jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag he -ACIDITY Tujhme rab dikhta hai ..yaara main kya karoo -CATARACT Tuje yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna -ALZHEIMER'S Mann dole mera tann dole -VERTIGO Tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagayee -URINARY INFECTION Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha he.. -HYPERTENSION Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen par nahi padte mere.. -CORN ON FEET Haay re haay Neend nahin aaye.. -INSOMNIA Batana bi nahi aata, Chupana bi nahi aata.. -PILES And Above All Lagi Aaj Saawan ki phir woh Zadi he.. -LOOSE MOTION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godspeed4476 Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 HINDI SONGS & THEIR MEDICAL INTERPRETATIONS Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale -FEVER Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi -HEART ATTACK Suhani raat dhal chuki ...naa jaane tum kab aoge -CONSTIPATION Bidi jalayle jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag he -ACIDITY Tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagayee -URINARY INFECTION Batana bi nahi aata, Chupana bi nahi aata.. -PILES And Above All Lagi Aaj Saawan ki phir woh Zadi he.. -LOOSE MOTION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman™ Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 1 pandit ki taang jal gayi. Doctor ne Burnol aur viagra likh di, pandit bola Burnol to samajh aata hai par viagra kyon? Dr: Usse dhoti Unchi rahegi....=)):s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 If Vijay Mallya gets into film production.., Kingfisher Productions (Films of Good Times) Presents: 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3) Rum de basanti. 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bevde Zameen par.. 7)kabhi whisky,kabhi rum 8)brandy rathore 10)3 drunkards 11)Ek tha kingfisher & 12)Whisky donor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sameuun Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 both are awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GameAnalyzer Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe The . Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Pappu Se Puchha: “ Yaar,Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? ” . . Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola. “ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari MariThi, . . Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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