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If Vijay Mallya gets into film

production..,

Kingfisher Productions (Films of Good Times)

Presents:

1) Soda Akbar

2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi

3) Rum de basanti.

4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam

5)Beer Zaara

6)Bevde Zameen par..

7)kabhi whisky,kabhi rum

8)brandy rathore

10)3 drunkards

11)Ek tha kingfisher

&

12)Whisky donor

 

Jab thak hai Daaru :naughty:

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A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party

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He told his Indian wife to get a costume

 

>Wife gets a snowman suit.

Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian have u seen a black snowman! Get me another one.

 

She gets a santa suit

 

Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian! have u ever seen a black santa! Get another suit!

 

Wife, gets pissed n brings a bamboo stick

 

 

lol..........

 

Negro: what m I to do wid this?

 

Wife: G##nd mein daal aur chocobar banja BC.

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?

 

Johnny: Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulb

 

Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: Bulb Kyu???

 

Johnny: Bcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai, Main Muh Mein Nahi Loongi

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