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EK BAAR EK LADKI DR. KE PASS JAATI HAI. . . .

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LADKI- DR. SAHAB MUJHE ABHI KUCH DINO TAK BACCHA NHI CHAHIYE. . . . .

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DR.- THEEK HAI YE LE LO. . . . . . . .

LADKI- THANKS DOOD KE SATH LENA HAI YA PAANI KE SATH. . . . . . !

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DR.- MAKILORDI ISSME CONDOM HAI, LUND KE SATH LENA HAH. . . . . . . . .

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Santa: I am getting married.know if my wife is a virgin?

Banta: Get an Irish Virginity test kit.

 

Santa: What's that?

 

Banta: Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of

Blue Paint and a hammer.

 

Santa: What ? Are you mad?

Banta: Paint your right Ball Red and Left

Ball Blue and as you remove your

underwear, if your wife says, 'that's the

strangest pair of balls I've ever seen' Hit

her head with the hammer !

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

 

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.

 

 

 

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

 

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.

 

"Yes I do" she replies.

 

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"

 

 

 

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he howed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

 

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today!"

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Explicit language alert

 

HARBAJAN ne BIPASHA ki right jaang pe l⊙⊙d rakha...

BIPASHA boli paaji bh⊙⊙de me daalo...

BHAJJI : baheen ki lodi ab dekh yaha se off

spin hoga...!

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