GameAnalyzer Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 A Veg Joke.... Couldn't Stop Laughing Onion Got Married 2 Cabbage And The Next Morning a Friend Asked Onion 'How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night? Onion Said 'Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Gayi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gursimar991 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) EK BAAR EK LADKI DR. KE PASS JAATI HAI. . . . . . .) LADKI- DR. SAHAB MUJHE ABHI KUCH DINO TAK BACCHA NHI CHAHIYE. . . . . . . . DR.- THEEK HAI YE LE LO. . . . . . . . LADKI- THANKS DOOD KE SATH LENA HAI YA PAANI KE SATH. . . . . . ! . . . . . . DR.- MAKILORDI ISSME CONDOM HAI, LUND KE SATH LENA HAH. . . . . . . . . Edited January 24, 2013 by gs_RoXxX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sackboy Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Image link is borked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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popeye Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 gs y u always put such gaali wala jokes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gursimar991 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 (edited) Santa: I am getting married.know if my wife is a virgin? Banta: Get an Irish Virginity test kit. Santa: What's that? Banta: Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of Blue Paint and a hammer. Santa: What ? Are you mad? Banta: Paint your right Ball Red and Left Ball Blue and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, 'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen' Hit her head with the hammer ! Edited January 25, 2013 by gs_RoXxX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rohan Seth Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 gs y u always put such gaali wala jokes.... Bacha bada ho raha hai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gursimar991 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 sahi baat hai rohan thoda bada toh khair pehle se bhi tha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paapi Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 (edited) This never gets old Q&A.. Foreigners asking about India.. Edited January 25, 2013 by Paapi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he howed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 older then internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 ^I know, also than* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Explicit language alert HARBAJAN ne BIPASHA ki right jaang pe l⊙⊙d rakha... BIPASHA boli paaji bh⊙⊙de me daalo... BHAJJI : baheen ki lodi ab dekh yaha se off spin hoga...! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 ^Right jhaang? That's a wide ball. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 off spin goes from left to right. the joke has its facts right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhav Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Ahh.. left for paaji and right for bips.. cant believe the joke has been scrutinized!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameAnalyzer Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Athek your joke has been ruined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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