The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional,Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight for nothingWomen can do all these without drinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sachin... Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Sunny Leone has had one of the most successful career transformation.FROMC:\data\Newfolder\StudyMaterial\Java\Code\data\etcTOE:\Hindi Movies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 This world is full of dumb people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gursimar991 Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Doctar:- Lips Kaise Fate? . . . . Ladki:- Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki Kisi Ne Darwaza Knock Kiya Or Us KamineNe Ghabra K. . . . . Zip Band Kar Li.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Boss Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Because the_rock reported it as he din't find it in good taste. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD I reported it because: Juggernaut posted a similar joke containing word chu***** and some other cuss words. His joke was deleted and warning was added. So we all wondered if we are allowed to post such jokes openly. gs_roxx posted something similar and he was warned by some other members and he was scared and added that joke in spoiler. Then you came along and posted a joke filled with chu**** words, adding more to the confusion. Hence I reported it so that at least some will post here taking a stand whether such words are allowed openly or not as Jokes. But you went ahead and removed that joke itself. Still unclear what is the correct way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 I reported it because: Juggernaut posted a similar joke containing word chu***** and some other cuss words. His joke was deleted and warning was added. So we all wondered if we are allowed to post such jokes openly. gs_roxx posted something similar and he was warned by some other members and he was scared and added that joke in spoiler. Then you came along and posted a joke filled with chu**** words, adding more to the confusion. Hence I reported it so that at least some will post here taking a stand whether such words are allowed openly or not as Jokes. But you went ahead and removed that joke itself. Still unclear what is the correct way. Well reporting means that you have an issue with that post and want to bring it to the attention of the moderators, so they might have seen that you found the jokes offensive and wanted them removed. Maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 ^I mentioned something similar in my report. Something like: Someone posted chu word in joke and he was warned and his joke deleted. So how does this joke make sense etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftrunner Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 IMO, text cuss words are all right. They dont need editing. Images that can be construed NSFW are not. Spoiler tag that sh*t. Reason is simple, if you are at work images can be easily seen by others and tend to stand out. Text on the other hand is problematic in scenarios where your boss is standing over your shoulder. In that case you have bigger problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Reason is simple, if you are at work images can be easily seen by others and tend to stand out. Text on the other hand is problematic in scenarios where your boss is standing over your shoulder. In that case you have bigger problems. True that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 My one boss was cool.. once I was fixing some network problem on his computer.. and I saw some Mandy Mitchell folders on his hdd.. he was really cool about it He was into trannies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftrunner Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 My one boss was cool.. once I was fixing some network problem on his computer.. and I saw some Mandy Mitchell folders on his hdd.. he was really cool about it He was into trannies Of course he was cool about it. It was his porn stash. What else was he gonna do? Tell you entire MBs of porn automatically downloaded on his PC and collected into his folder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 ^ Dont know about most bosses being cool.. I have seen many people acting all saintly while I know where their potn stash is hidden. Besides.. it was my 2nd boss and my first boss was a middle aged lady who was on her periods all the time. ... and for the topic: A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. But determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice. "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her." "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help." Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived home. "Be prepared, my darling, I'm going to ravish you," she cooed over the phone. Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's advice. But where? In the office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in on him? He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided he would find a spot on the road to pull over, climb under the truck and pretend to be inspecting the rear axle, and do the deed there. A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and began his "therapy." A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. Keeping his eyestightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he was enjoying, he said, "Yes?" "Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you are doing, please?""Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he replied confidently with his eyes closed."Well, you should've checked the brakes, your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Xcellent Shayri: MAA k aanchal me sone ka sukh, agli generation nahi le payegi... Kyu ki SHORTS pehenne wali MAA, aanchal kaha se layegi..=)) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.Jeeto said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.""As you wish," said Santa."Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto."Ok," said Santa."And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto."That's right," said Santa, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. Student: I was in love with a girl and HerAssMeant a lot to me... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Oh this is just brilliant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2t6CVika6o Samsung called Saul 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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