Bhushan Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 THE BEST JOKE... mike and molly always go to the annual state fair. and everytime they go mike always says " honey can i please go on the helicopter? " but molly alwaus replies " no honey its $50. and $50 is $50. " 10 years later they were at the annual state fair when mike says " honey. I'm 85 years old and if i don't get to go on that helicopter i might never get the chance again. " but molly replies " no honey. its $50. and $50 is $50. " the pilot of that helicopter has heard everything year after year and felt bad for mike. he walked up to the couple and said " listen. ill make you guys a deal. ill give you a helicopter ride for free if you don't make a sound. if you do you have to pay me $50. " the couple agreed and got into the chopper. the pilot did all kinds of maneuvers. he even did his best dare devil stunt. after a few minutes of hearing silence he took the helicopter down for a landing to check on the couple. he turned to mike and said " wow I'm surprised you guys didn't say anything. " mike replies " well molly fell out the helicopter 27minutes ago. i would've said something but $50 is $50. " Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AtheK Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Ghalib ki khatarnak shayari- Arz hai... Maine usse pucha ke jism se kaise nikalti hai RUH? Usne apne nazuk haath se Meri Gotiya daba di, Aur boli... YUH... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DishuBOSS Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Oh this is just brilliant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2t6CVika6o Samsung called Saul Seth Rogan and Paul Rudd.. love them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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popeye Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Telebrands : Kya aap Motape se pareshan hain?Me : Nahi main aapke chutiyape se pareshan hun..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 ^^^^ Ramu kaka ki Chai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gursimar991 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 (edited) Bacha maa se - Mom yepregnant kya hotahai ???.Mom ne gusse se dekhatoh wo samja kigusse ko pregnant kehte hai...!!.2nd day bacha school seaate hue ek ladki kupar gir gaya...!!.Ladki ki maa Chilla karboli : Ye kya badtameezi hai???...Bacha bola -Gira teri betik upar hu orpregnant tu ho rahi hai Valentine Special: Santa after looking aslim girl-Chehra tera khas nahi,Haddiyo me tera mass nahi,Propose main tujhe khak karu…14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi Edited February 5, 2013 by gs_RoXxX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Spoiler Alert Reminded me of this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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popeye Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Before Marriage Ladki - Chand kaha hai?? Ladka(Romantica lly)- Ek oopar aasman main hai aur ek mere samne.... ..........After Marriage Ladki- AG Chand kaha hai?? Ladka(Gusse me)- WO KYA AASMAN ME TERA BAAP CFL LEKAR KHADA HAI??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Pappu Ka Ek Dost Thhe Golu Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe To Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha Golu: Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai? Pappu: Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa % Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 One day , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt.When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little.She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more.Still, she couldn’t reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!”Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my pants three times, I thought that we were friends.” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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