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THE BEST JOKE...

mike and molly always go to the annual state fair. and everytime they go mike always says " honey can i please go on the helicopter? " but molly alwaus replies " no honey its $50. and $50 is $50. " 10 years later they were at the annual state fair when mike says " honey. I'm 85 years old and if i don't get to go on that helicopter i might never get the chance again. " but molly replies " no honey. its $50. and $50 is $50. " the pilot of that helicopter has heard everything year after year and felt bad for mike. he walked up to the couple and said " listen. ill make you guys a deal. ill give you a helicopter ride for free if you don't make a sound. if you do you have to pay me $50. " the couple agreed and got into the chopper. the pilot did all kinds of maneuvers. he even did his best dare devil stunt. after a few minutes of hearing silence he took the helicopter down for a landing to check on the couple. he turned to mike and said " wow I'm surprised you guys didn't say anything. " mike replies " well molly fell out the helicopter 27minutes ago. i would've said something but $50 is $50. "

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Bacha maa se - Mom ye
pregnant kya hota
hai ???
.
Mom ne gusse se dekha
toh wo samja ki
gusse ko pregnant kehte hai...!!
.
2nd day bacha school se
aate hue ek ladki k
upar gir gaya...!!
.
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar
boli : Ye kya badtameezi hai???
...
Bacha bola -
Gira teri beti
k upar hu

or
pregnant tu ho rahi hai

 

 

 

 

 

 

Valentine Special:


Santa after looking a
slim girl-
Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me tera mass nahi,

Propose main tujhe khak karu…
14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi

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One day , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt.
When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little.
She still could not reach the step.

Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more.
Still, she couldn’t reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.

The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!”
Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my pants three times, I thought that we were friends.”

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