DishuBOSS Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 My father was always disappointed in me. One day, he asked me, "How old are you?" "Nine." I replied. He made a disgusted face, rolled his eyes and said, "Huh! When I was your age, I was 10." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 RED LIGHT AREA ME RAID LAGI.... SABHI CALL GIRLS KO POLICE WALO NE EK SIDE ME LINE LAGA KAR KHADA KIYA. EK BUDHIYA WAHN SE GUJAR RAHI THI. BHUDIYA CALL GIRL SE : BETI KYA HO RAHA HAI YAHN ? EK CALL GIRL : AAM BATEY JA RAHEY HAIN YAHN . BHUDIYA BHI LINE ME KHADI HO GAYI .... JAB POLICEWALA BHUDIYA KE PASS AAYA ... POLICE WALA BUDIYA SE : AMMA TU BHI .... BHUDIYA : BETA BHUDI HUI TO KYA HUAA CHUSS TO MAIN BHI SAKTI HUN ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Solitaire Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Lady: Do you drink?Man: YesLady: How much a day?Man: 3 6 packsLady: How much per 6 packMan: about $10.00Lady: And how long have you been drinking?Man: 15 yearsLady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts yourspending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?Man: CorrectLady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?Man: CorrectLady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been putin a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compoundinterest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you drink?Lady: NoMan: Where's your f*cking Ferrari then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 NSFW 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Desperation is when ur in a taxi. Ur girlfriend texts u,"SEX TONIGHT?" You type, "YES"Then a thief snatches ur phone through the window and instead of shouting for "HELP!" You shout,>"send mar...!:'(Send mar! :'(Phone leja magar Send to maarrr" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) NSFW http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/02/06/yqage7ez.jpg Edited February 6, 2013 by Bhushan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 ^NSFW please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The GOAT Valentino Rossi46 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Lol Bhusy, somthing similar road name in the city where I live..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Flash Of The Leaf Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) Edited February 6, 2013 by sagar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 ^Whats up with Windows Tablet forum link in signature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Flash Of The Leaf Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 ^Whats up with Windows Tablet forum link in signature? Nothing It's one of the fellow IVG member's, so just helping him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LagWarriorZergey Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 lol dat kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarit Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 For all the single folks out there ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playstation Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 New Recruit Hands His Drill Sergeant The Worst Reason For Joining The US Military Ever Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/bct-drill-sergeant-us-army-lord-of-the-rings-letter-really-private-2013-2#ixzz2KBAUQW00 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Door Mordor Gondor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 What would you do? A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!' Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do? The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his a*s with that blanket before he catches cold.' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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