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How I Got Scammed of 7000 Rs on Valentines Day !!!!




cannot even comprehend what an idiot i acted like today , one bitch conned me out of 7000 rupees .

had a breakup and thought of trying these online dating sites .

so i met this girl on a online dating site , we chatted a bit . i had
given her my number . today she called me that she want to **** me as
shes getting married and leaving india tonight so before going she wants
to do it . met her in saket mall and though the pic she had online was
different she still was very hot and she also found me hot as i am
myself also attractive . she said lets go to leela ggn as she also has a
coupon for it ,we took a cab from outside select citywalk and making
out like crazy with her all the way , went to leela and she said she
wanted to totally discreet so we cant go inside together , first i go
then shel go and meet me in a restaurent there . i paid her 7000 so she
can check in and get the cards and meet me in lobby /restaurant .i
waited 1.5 hours ! bitch stole my money .

she clearly had done this before as she descibed leela perfectly like where to sit n wait etc. etc. now phone switched off !!!


cant do anythng now , and 4000 rs i borrowed frm a frnd as at evening i
didnt hav money and was expecting some next month only . i dont eve work
n am doin an mba so its huge amount . wish i had paid heed to the signs and used logic than thinking with my dick .

 

 

Ab horny... errr I mean honi ko kaun rok sakta hai ... hehehe !!

 

 

Jaisa ki Sri Amitabh Bacchan Ji ne Bunty Aur Babli main kaha tha.. "Dekha.. ek 'choti se cheez' ke liye aadmi kya kya kar daalta hai !?!"

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OMG ..... Poor guy but can't stop laughing at how stupid that was :lol::rofl:

 

 

 

The fact that he is doing an mba and that he needed to tell everyone else about it, just makes it worse.Think of him as a manager taking business related discussion, just for a second; now rant at me for providing free nightmare action for next two nights.

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The fact that he is doing an mba and that he needed to tell everyone else about it, just makes it worse.Think of him as a manager taking business related discussion, just for a second; now rant at me for providing free nightmare action for next two nights.

 

 

Yaar aise mat bolo.. bade bade philosophers bhi aise chakkaron main fanse hain.. MBA ho ya PHD.. launde saare dimaag se pehle dikc ko hi rakhte hain :)

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The fact that he is doing an mba and that he needed to tell everyone else about it, just makes it worse.Think of him as a manager taking business related discussion, just for a second; now rant at me for providing free nightmare action for next two nights.

Its a good thing that he mentioned it, now if any 1 would come across such site, or such a girl, they would make out in taxi itself and ditch the girl at leela :lol:

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Yaar aise mat bolo.. bade bade philosophers bhi aise chakkaron main fanse hain.. MBA ho ya PHD.. launde saare dimaag se pehle dikc ko hi rakhte hain :)

 

Yeah, I know, it is easy to lose sight. But, looking at the thread, I don't think it was a one-off for him. And I have never had fortune of working with good people, so I am pretty biased against MBA students. I have had a manager telling me "I am just a kid, who knows nothing, and that I should agree with his views because he is older", for actually finishing work way before estimated time.

 

Plus, that was just a joke, take it lightly.

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Its a good thing that he mentioned it, now if any 1 would come across such site, or such a girl, they would make out in taxi itself and ditch the girl at leela :lol:

 

Ever dealt with prostitutes? Or drug dealers? No, right? Then you don't know the repurcussions of ditching these girl after making out.

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Ever dealt with prostitutes? Or drug dealers? No, right? Then you don't know the repurcussions of ditching these girl after making out.

 

 

How do you know these things then? :fear:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k

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Godspeed, you're in a totally different league altogether. you have rifles, 7-8 dogs, trouble and thieves find you, and phone and internet scammers get drawn to you to meet their fate.

Did i miss out anything? :P

Rifles and Pistols and revolver, 11 dogs now( adopted 3 pups at native place which were abandoned when their mother died), despite all the bad attention from scammers and thieves have not been scammed out of my monies even 1nce in life :P.

I am a founding member of GAC that part you missed out.

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Lol, no plan as such, but we have a bad a*s who deals with prostitutes, drug dealers, does not pay them and lives on to tell the tale. We are f**ckin meeeting the main guy of GTA 6. Respect for the Choron ka raja.

 

:punk:

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