Solitaire Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 Where is that forehead slap emoticon again. Type : d o h : without the spaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 I think it's short for Delilah And it's funny because the poor chap is trapping himself into a trap named marriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Flash Of The Leaf Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 oh fak Best Line: "theres people outside and sometimes there inside so go to those 2 places" Best Advice: How does sex on first date work out? Gets a reply "Rape" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sackboy Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) Girl (in short clothes) in office: Guys, Main young lag rahi hoon naa?Guy: Yeh bhi utar de pagli... New born lagegi! ************ Guard enters Sonia Gandhi's office-"Mam apka MMS aaya hai.. She starts checking her mobileMan Mohan Singh enters & shouted "Haramkhoro naam to pura liya karo"=D =)) Edited February 25, 2013 by AtheK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 So, this Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat... Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolfy among us Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers). After much woodpecker pondering, Lol, loved it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Banta fell in love with sunny leone and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End. A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Boss Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 (edited) Boy: Mom, Didi ko sab log"MAAL" kahte hain Aapko kyu nahi Mom : Beta, shadi se pehle me bhi "MAAL" thi Tere PAPA ne "L" ghis ghis kar, "MAA" Bana diya. Edited February 26, 2013 by Kenshiro 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zod Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 lmao..man this guy is amazing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kaka_messi Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 ^ football thread mei jayega. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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