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Popular Post gursimar991 Posted March 3, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 (edited) Counter Strike if made in India..Radio commands would be:Affirmative - haan na laudeNeed backup - gandu aa na jaldiEnemy spotted - dikha bhosdika dikhaNegative - maa chudaSector clear - khali hai behenchodStick together team - gaand pe chipke rahoFall back - piche bhago bhadvoCover me - kaha mar gaye sab choduGet outta here, its gonna blow - maa chudi bhaago bhen ke lodo! Edited March 3, 2013 by gs_RoXxX 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DishuBOSS Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 (edited) ... and in the end... Edited March 3, 2013 by DishuBOSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sixthsense Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 Wife: "Tum Thailand ja rahe ho to mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le jaate?" Husband: "Arrey pagli, Koi Restaurant jaata hai to Tiffin sath le jata hai kya ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentassassin Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 (edited) Counter Strike if made in India.. Radio commands would be: Affirmative - haan na laude Need backup - gandu aa na jaldi Enemy spotted - dikha bhosdika dikha Negative - maa chuda Sector clear - khali hai behenchod Stick together team - gaand pe chipke raho Fall back - piche bhago bhadvo Cover me - kaha mar gaye sab chodu Get outta here, its gonna blow - maa chudi bhaago bhen ke lodo! This sounds more like Killzone with IVG Clan It'll have lot more slangs though Edited March 3, 2013 by silentassassin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sameuun Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 i wud love to play this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aftrunner Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Counter Strike if made in India.. Radio commands would be: Affirmative - haan na laude Need backup - gandu aa na jaldi Enemy spotted - dikha bhosdika dikha Negative - maa chuda Sector clear - khali hai behenchod Stick together team - gaand pe chipke raho Fall back - piche bhago bhadvo Cover me - kaha mar gaye sab chodu Get outta here, its gonna blow - maa chudi bhaago bhen ke lodo! OMG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gursimar991 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Japanese couple in an argumentover ways of highly erotic sexHusband: Sukitaki.Wife replies: Kowanini!!Husband says: Toka a anji rodiroumi yakoo!Wife on her knees literally begging:Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!Husband replies angrily: Na miaoukina tim kouji!.............And you sit and read this sh*t as ifyou understand Japanese!You are unbelievable!!I always knew you would readanything on SEX..=D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DinJo Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Quotes from presentation "Really happy about it," says Cheteshwar Pujara, the Man of the Match. "There was a bit of pressure on me. I just got married, and my wife was worried I should perform. We knew that the new ball would do a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) 2 tamil men get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following: "Emma cums first. Den I cum. Den two asses cum together. I cum once-a-more! 2 asses, they cum 2gether again. I cum again and pee twice. Then I cum one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul- mouthed sexobsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are." "Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi." (I swear you're gonna read this again) Edited March 5, 2013 by Kenshiro 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolfy among us Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Wait a min................. You racist! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AflyingKiwi Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Yeh to ultimate Hai.... A Man WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS wife for four (4) years while his wife is in his home town At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son. His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how's this "Happy event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years... The man said it is common in our area that neighbour's take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away. The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give to the son?" The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI"; If it is the third neighbour then it would be "TRIVEDI", If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be "CHATURVEDI"; If its the fifth neighbour then it would be "PANDEY"... After listening to this, questions followed. What if it is a mixture of neighbours? "Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"... And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour? Then it would be "SHARMA"... But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour? Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"... If she does not remember the name then? "It is YAAD-AV" But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape? Then it will be named "DOSHI"... Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire? Then he will be named "JOSHI"... And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?.... "DESHPANDEY. Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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