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Counter Strike if made in India..

Radio commands would be:

 

Affirmative - haan na laude

Need backup - gandu aa na jaldi

Enemy spotted - dikha bhosdika dikha

Negative - maa chuda

Sector clear - khali hai behenchod

Stick together team - gaand pe chipke raho

Fall back - piche bhago bhadvo

Cover me - kaha mar gaye sab chodu

Get outta here, its gonna blow - maa chudi bhaago bhen ke lodo!

:P:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

This sounds more like Killzone with IVG Clan :P

 

It'll have lot more slangs though

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Counter Strike if made in India..

Radio commands would be:

 

Affirmative - haan na laude

Need backup - gandu aa na jaldi

Enemy spotted - dikha bhosdika dikha

Negative - maa chuda

Sector clear - khali hai behenchod

Stick together team - gaand pe chipke raho

Fall back - piche bhago bhadvo

Cover me - kaha mar gaye sab chodu

Get outta here, its gonna blow - maa chudi bhaago bhen ke lodo!

:P:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

OMG. :rofl:

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Japanese couple in an argument
over ways of highly erotic sex

Husband: Sukitaki.

Wife replies: Kowanini!!

Husband says: Toka a anji rodi
roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging:
Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!

Husband replies angrily: Na miaou
kina tim kouji!
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And you sit and read this sh*t as if
you understand Japanese!

You are unbelievable!!

I always knew you would read
anything on SEX..=D

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Quotes from presentation "Really happy about it," says Cheteshwar Pujara, the Man of the Match. "There was a bit of pressure on me. I just got married, and my wife was worried I should perform. We knew that the new ball would do a bit.

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2 tamil men get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:

"Emma cums first. Den I cum. Den two asses cum together.

I cum once-a-more! 2 asses, they cum 2gether again. I cum again and pee twice.

Then I cum one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more and shouts

"You foul- mouthed sexobsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are."

"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.

"Who talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

(I swear you're gonna read this again)

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Yeh to ultimate Hai....

A Man WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID

NOT MEET HIS wife for four (4) years while his

wife is in his home town

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to

his

colleagues in office stating that his wife had

delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they

asked how's this "Happy

event" happened when he had not seen his wife

for four years...

The man said it is common in our area that

neighbour's take care of the

wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, "What name will you

give to the son?"

The man explained, "If its the second neighbour

who has taken

care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI";

If it is the third neighbour then it would

be "TRIVEDI",

If it is the fourth neighbour then it

would be "CHATURVEDI";

If its the fifth neighbour then it would

be "PANDEY"...

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?

"Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"...

And what if the wife is too shy to tell

the name of the neighbour?

Then it would be "SHARMA"...

But what if she refuses to divulge the

name of the neighbour?

Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...

If she does not remember the name then?

"It is YAAD-AV"

But who knows whether the child resulted

from a rape?

Then it will be named "DOSHI"...

Finally, if the child happened because

of wife's burning desire?

Then he will be named "JOSHI"...

And if the whole country had made efforts

for the happy arrival?....

"DESHPANDEY.

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