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Ek Bar Santa Cycle Pe Gaanv Jaa Raha Tha.
Raste Mein Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Santa Se Lift Maangi
Santa Ne Usko Cycle Ke Aage Bitha Liya
Thodi Door Jane Par Ladki Ne Santa Se Pucha

Ladki: Maine Suna Hai Ki Punjabi Logo Ka L*nd Bahut Bada Hota Hai, Kya Ye Sach Hai?
Santa Bola: Oye Kudiye, Is Baat Par Yakeen Kar Le Kyunki Ye Cycle Ladies Hai

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.... The killer one

 

Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

 

Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai !....😀

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Santa on phone: ye kahan ka number hai.?

 

Inspector: police station ka.

 

Santa: Aap k paas kya hai?

 

Insp: Danda.

 

Santa: GAAND mein daal lo.

 

Ye bol ke phone rakh diya.

 

Inspector ne caller ID se phone number liya aur usi number pe call lagaya. Santa k father ne uthaya.

 

Inspector: yahan se ek phone aaya tha, mujse bola aap k pass danda hai to Gaand mein dal lo.

 

Father: kitni der pehle phone aaya tha?

 

Insp: 10 min pehle.

 

Father: Toh ab nikal lo !!!

 

 

 

Jawan: Sir, mujhe chhutti chahiye.

 

Major: Kya kaam hain?

 

Jawan: Biwi ki yaad aa rahi hain.

 

Major: Saaf kaho na, s** karna hain! Jaao, samne wali plywood me jo hole hain, waha apna kaam karlo.

Jawan ne aisa kiya, bahot maza aya.

 

Major: Ab batao, chhutti par jana hain?

 

Jawan: Nahi sir, bas, kaam ho gaya.

 

Major: Shabash! Ab plywood ke pechhe se dusre jawan ko nikalo aur tum jhuk kar Murga ban jaao. kuch aur jawan chhutti mang rahe hain.....

 

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The name Mass Effect has been derived from mass defect which is responsible for the energy released during nuclear reactions. That's why they claim all this tech uses mass effect.

 

 

Hence the wrong kinda mass has been translated :P

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Cousin is trying for Splitsvilla Battleground.. so shot, edited and uploaded this video in just one day.. let me know what you guys think.. :)

Also, if you really like it, please like the video :D

 

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Girl: How many apple can you eat on an empty stomach ?

Sardar: I can eat 6 apples

Girl : you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht's not an empty stomach..

Sardar : Wow super joke, I'l tell my friend....

 

Sardar to friend : how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?

Friend: I can eat 10

Sardar: Pagal.... 6 bolta to mast joke sunata.

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