Yellow Flash Of The Leaf Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 What the F* Facts "In 2002, a 19 years old garbage man won $15 million lottery, spent it all on drugs, gambling, and prostitutes. Now he's a garbage man again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paapi Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Roadies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Ek Bar Santa Cycle Pe Gaanv Jaa Raha Tha.Raste Mein Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Santa Se Lift MaangiSanta Ne Usko Cycle Ke Aage Bitha LiyaThodi Door Jane Par Ladki Ne Santa Se PuchaLadki: Maine Suna Hai Ki Punjabi Logo Ka L*nd Bahut Bada Hota Hai, Kya Ye Sach Hai?Santa Bola: Oye Kudiye, Is Baat Par Yakeen Kar Le Kyunki Ye Cycle Ladies Hai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 .... The killer one Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai! Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai !....😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Boss Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 DAFUQ did the baby go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Banta ke ghar uski saali ayi. Banta biwi se bola, "Tumhari behen ko dekhkar kaafi khush ho rahi hai." Biwi: "Lungi ki bajaye pant pehen lo.. khushi baahar tak dikh rahi hai." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted March 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) Edited March 5, 2013 by Chaztin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AflyingKiwi Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AflyingKiwi Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 1dost- teri BIWI mujhe dekhkar hasti kyu hai, jugaad hai kya? 2nd: nahi re shadi ki raat usne pucha kabhi kisi ki Gand mari h?To maine tera naam bata diya. Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AflyingKiwi Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Santa on phone: ye kahan ka number hai.? Inspector: police station ka. Santa: Aap k paas kya hai? Insp: Danda. Santa: GAAND mein daal lo. Ye bol ke phone rakh diya. Inspector ne caller ID se phone number liya aur usi number pe call lagaya. Santa k father ne uthaya. Inspector: yahan se ek phone aaya tha, mujse bola aap k pass danda hai to Gaand mein dal lo. Father: kitni der pehle phone aaya tha? Insp: 10 min pehle. Father: Toh ab nikal lo !!! Jawan: Sir, mujhe chhutti chahiye. Major: Kya kaam hain? Jawan: Biwi ki yaad aa rahi hain. Major: Saaf kaho na, s** karna hain! Jaao, samne wali plywood me jo hole hain, waha apna kaam karlo. Jawan ne aisa kiya, bahot maza aya. Major: Ab batao, chhutti par jana hain? Jawan: Nahi sir, bas, kaam ho gaya. Major: Shabash! Ab plywood ke pechhe se dusre jawan ko nikalo aur tum jhuk kar Murga ban jaao. kuch aur jawan chhutti mang rahe hain..... Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmage Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven Angel Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVader Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choron ka raja Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 vice city should be "asabhya shahar". also, effect != faraq. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sackboy Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 The name Mass Effect has been derived from mass defect which is responsible for the energy released during nuclear reactions. That's why they claim all this tech uses mass effect. Hence the wrong kinda mass has been translated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DishuBOSS Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Cousin is trying for Splitsvilla Battleground.. so shot, edited and uploaded this video in just one day.. let me know what you guys think.. Also, if you really like it, please like the video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Girl: How many apple can you eat on an empty stomach ? Sardar: I can eat 6 apples Girl : you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht's not an empty stomach.. Sardar : Wow super joke, I'l tell my friend.... Sardar to friend : how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ? Friend: I can eat 10 Sardar: Pagal.... 6 bolta to mast joke sunata. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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