Bhushan Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Santa 2 girl - I Love U Girl slaps him n says, kamine kya bola tu Santa slaps her back n asks, " jab suna nahi toh thappad kyu mara" This time sardar rocked, girl shocked! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 A Sardarji comes up to Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.' Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the Sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Sardarji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the Sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad. 'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?' The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhpian Bali Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Cousin is trying for Splitsvilla Battleground.. so shot, edited and uploaded this video in just one day.. let me know what you guys think.. Also, if you really like it, please like the video the funniest part was the guy standing with 2 girls near a food vehicle. but apart from that nothing made me laugh. marry me maybe is not the right caption for this somehow. she is just walking away after putting the garland so a little confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 the funniest part was the guy standing with 2 girls near a food vehicle. but apart from that nothing made me laugh. marry me maybe is not the right caption for this somehow. she is just walking away after putting the garland so a little confusing. Even I wanted to make her talk to them, but it was in the brief to make a 'quick exit' as you put the garlands. This is a 4 minute video.. but all the footage I have goes over 15 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AflyingKiwi Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 In USA when couples go to bed they say "Good Night My Love" in UK "Sweet Dreams Darling" In India -"Kundi Lagai???" America me jab boyfrend apni grlfrend ko call krta hai nd romantic hota hai to kehta hai -""i luv u baby .. i luv u forever. . . England me - baby just Give me 1 kiss. .. . Russian . .- hey baby m missing u here. . . India - "" Jaaan . .aaj kya Pehna hua hai ?? :P Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph3N0M Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) Cousin is trying for Splitsvilla Battleground.. so shot, edited and uploaded this video in just one day.. let me know what you guys think.. Also, if you really like it, please like the video Lol. really funny. Just liked the video on YT. Edited March 7, 2013 by Ph3N0M 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 What is this splitsvilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razpor Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 ^^Thats a audition tape for it i guess.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 What is this splitsvilla? A dumbass reality show for perfect wannabes ... !! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV_Splitsvilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 People actually do all this to get into that? :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DishuBOSS Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 People actually do all this to get into that? :| This is nothing compared to what they will be doing ON the show Lol. really funny. Just liked the video on YT. Thanks bhai .. appreciate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Cousin is trying for Splitsvilla Battleground.. so shot, edited and uploaded this video in just one day.. let me know what you guys think.. Also, if you really like it, please like the video Hehe, good one. Liked on Youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AflyingKiwi Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Do what he says LoL Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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