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Two men found themselves in the waiting room of a hospital. Both of them were there for a vasectomy.

 

The nurse arrived and after checking both of the men's papers, she asked them to get naked down below.

As both men take off their pants and underwear, the nurse start giving a handjob to the first man.

 

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" the man asked the nurse.

The nurse replied, "Well, I got to clean your whistle before we nip it.. if you know what I mean." with a wink.

The man smiled and let the nurse finish her job.

 

After she was done with him, the nurse got on the other man and started giving him a blowjob.

She then started having sex with him.

 

The first man baffled asked, "WHAT THE HELL !!! WHY DIDNT YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME ???"

Humping the guy in a reverse cowgirl, the nurse replied,

"That the difference between mediclaim and cash payment bitch !!"

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Hamare Dost Rathee Ke Ghar Ke Pass Hi Ek Talakshuda Par Mast Si Bhabhi Rehti Thi.
Ek Din Bhabhi Ne Aakar Rathee Ka Darwaja Khatkaya Aur Boli,

 

"Ji Mere Shareer Mein Badi Garmi Chadi Hui Hai, Main Aaj Bahar Ghumne Jana Chahti Hun Daaru Peena Chahti Hun Aur Tasalli Se Chudna Chahti Hun, Kya Aap Aaj Raat Free Hain?"


Rathee Ke To Ye Sun Ke Tote Ud Gaye Aur Khushi Khushi Bola,

"Haan Haan Kyu Nahi, Bilkul Free Hun Ji!"


Bhabhi Ne Muksurate Huay Kaha,

"Bhadiya, Toh Kya Aap Picche Se Mere Bachho Ka Dhyan Rakh Loge?"

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