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My job is so f**king unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.


The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.


But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f**king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work. Every f**king day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f**king day.


Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*t.

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Best Reddit post ever

 

My job is so f**king unbelievable.

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

 

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

 

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f**king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work. Every f**king day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f**king day.

 

Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*t.

 

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^^OWNED!

 

Check this: (not joke)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSDoPY9B0wQ

 

(skip to 0:45 - she will feel embarrased now)

 

PS: Susan Boyle is perfect example for never ever judge a book by its cover.)

 

:majesty:

 

 

 

 

Best Reddit post ever


Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*t.

 

That was nice :cheers:

 

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Angrez Pakistan ayaa... Airport se Taxi li.

Rastay mein driver ne uska sub kuch loot liya. Uske kapde bhi utaar ke usse veeranay mein phenk diya.

Ek Pathan udhar se guzra to Angrez ne usko awaaz di...

Pathan: 'Oho yeh ki hua laale di jaan? Angrez ne saari baat rotey rotey batai.. Pathan apna naada kholte huye bola: 'Yaara.. tera aaj din hi kharab hai..'

 

Hahaha this one made my day..

 

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LIC Agent: Santa ji, aap policy le lo. Aapke bachcho ko paise milenge.

Santa: agar bachche na ho to?

Agent: aapki biwi ko milenge.

Santa: agar biwi na ho to?

Agent: Maa Baap ko milenge.

Santa: agar wo bi na ho.?

Agent: Fir bahen, bhayio ko milenge

Santa: Koi aisa tariqa btao k paise mujhe mile.?

Agent: Aap nahi le sakte

Santa: LO benchod ye to policy na huyi, 'MERI gaand' ho gyi, jo har koi le sakta hai, Sirf mai nahi le sakta.....

 

----

During honeymoon,

husband to wife: U r my pumpkin pumpkin, u r my honey bunny,

feeling something something hello honey bunny . . . . . . . .

 

Wife: thoko thoko

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